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watched her for a moment before ordering another gin and tonic.

Her life was shit. She might as well get drunk.

She knew it was stupid and irresponsible, yet that’s what she was. Irresponsible. Just ask anyone. No wonder the curse hadn’t worked for her. She didn’t deserve it.

Chapter Seventeen

“I need to go the bathroom before we play poker.”

She’d had several drinks and she really did have to pee often, but he recognized what she was doing. He held on to her hand when she tried to pull away. “Don’t run away, okay? Promise me you won’t run away.”

She looked into his eyes. “You’re still safe.”

For now hung in the air as he dropped her hand and watched her walk into the restroom.

Noah’s phone rang and he reluctantly pulled it from his pocket. Tiffany had called earlier. He knew he needed to set up a time to meet her, but he didn’t want to think about Tiffany when he was with Libby. It might have been different if he hadn’t slept with Abrahams’s assistant earlier in the year. It felt disrespectful to call her while he was with Libby, but how could he hope to make a life with the woman he loved if he didn’t have a job?

He needed to talk to Tiffany, as much as it killed him to do so.

But Tiffany wasn’t the person on the other end of the phone. Noah wasn’t sure whether to be irritated or thankful. “Hey, Gram. I thought you were at that old geezers’ show. They spit out their dentures already?”

She released a belly laugh. “Ruby was snoozing in her chair.”

“I was not!” Garrett’s nana shouted.

Gram snorted. “Yes, you were, old woman. I can’t help if it you have the napping hours of a farm hand.”

“I own a damn farm!” Ruby protested.

“Why do you think I used that analogy?”

“Gram,” Noah asked. “Am I on speaker phone?”

“Seemed easier this way.” She cleared her throat. “Obviously, we left. How are things goin’ with you and Libby?”

“Fine. She’s in the restroom.” He couldn’t very well tell her what was really going on.

“Fine?” she barked. “Is she wearing that little black thing?

“Uh . . . yeah . . .”

“And things are just fine?”

“What does that mean?”

“It means I don’t know what it’s going to take to get the two of you to hook up if that dress didn’t do the trick. Do I have to lock you in a room?”

“Is it that obvious?”

“Of course it’s obvious,” Ruby cut in. “A camel dying of thirst in the desert would spit his last sip of water to put out the damn fire between you two. Why do you think we’re really here?”

That rattled around in his head for a few seconds.

“So?” Gram demanded. “What the hell are you doin’ to get the girl?”

“Maybe Libby should be the one trying to get me,” Noah said. “I thought you were a feminist, Gram.”

“Damn straight I am, but you and I both know that girl’s even more of a commitment-phobe than you are.”

“I said that too!” Ruby shouted.

“Commitment-phobe? But she planned a wedding . . .” Noah said. “She believes in the curse.”

Ruby laughed. “Boy, you got a lot to learn, don’t ya?”

“Yes, ma’am?” His voice rose, uncertain that was the right answer.

“Good boy. Admittin’ you don’t know everything is the first step to pullin’ your head outta your ass.”

He couldn’t help but laugh.

“Libby’s like a kid who wants to go to the amusement park and ride a rollercoaster,” Ruby said. “She’s excited to get there, but she starts to chicken out before getting on the ride. She just needs some encouragement.”

Noah grew indignant. “I’m not pushing her to do anything she doesn’t want to do.”

“You take me for an idiot, boy?” Nana Ruby barked.

Noah jumped even though the woman was on the phone. “No, ma’am.”

“Nobody said anything about dragging her onto the damn ride and tying her in.”

“Unless she’s into that Fifty Colors of Gray BS stuff,” Gram said. “Then she might like to be tied in.”

“It’s BDSM,” Ruby corrected. “Not BS.”

“Oh, yeah. That’s what Megan said. How’d you know?” Gram asked.

There was a pause before Ruby answered, “I might have read it.”

“Might have?” Gram asked. “How did you might have read it? Did you whack your head and get amnesia after you finished?”

“No, dammit!” Ruby shouted. “Okay, I read it. Then I joined MatureSingles.”

“And?” Gram encouraged.

“I met a man! Are you happy? Don’t you dare tell those prude daughters of mine that I found a man who’s into spanking.”

“Okay!” Noah