of his left ankle. Her hand tightened on the object in her own pocket.
“I bet you do. Probably don’t hear this tho’.” He pulled out a bulky semi-auto that Mace knew with a glance was an inaccurate knockoff piece of crap, but then you didn’t have to be a Marine sniper to drop someone at a distance of two feet. “I want it.”
“Can you afford the payments?”
He pointed the muzzle at her forehead. “’Less they making helmets with Kevlar, I think I can. And pull your hand outcha coat real damn slow or I’ll kill you, bitch.”
“It’s just a phone.”
“Show me.”
She edged out her phone and held it up. “See, just a Nokia 357.”
“You a funny bitch.”
“You haven’t heard the punch line.”
“Yeah? What’s that?”
The burst of pepper spray hit him in both pupils. He screamed, dropped his gun, and fell back on the sidewalk clawing at his eyes. She pocketed the pepper spray cannon that looked like a phone that she’d bought from Binder’s personal defense shop. “I got the all-inclusive caller plan with self-defense add-on.”
She snagged his pistol, dropped the mag, cleared the chamber of the lead round, and tossed the gun into a garbage can. His throw-away, an old .22 wheel gun, got the same treatment after she managed to tug up his pants leg and snag it from the ankle strap while he was gyrating uncontrollably. She got back on her bike and stared down at him still rolling and yelping on the pavement. “What’s your name?”
“My eyes are burning out my head, bitch!”
“Then stop trying to rob people. Now what’s your name?”
“I’ll kill you, bitch. I’ll kill you.”
“Interesting, but not getting us anywhere. Name?”
“I ain’t telling you my damn name.”
“Tell me your name and I’ll give you something to make the sting go away.”
He stopped rolling, but his hands were still crammed against his eye sockets. “What!” he screamed.
“It’s in my other pocket. Name?”
“Razor.”
“Real name.”
“Darren.”
“Darren what?”
“I’m dying here!”
“Last name?”
“Shit, dammit. Kill you, muther!”
“Name?” she repeated calmly.
“Rogers! Okay! Rogers!”
“Okay, Darren Rogers.” She pulled a small spray bottle from her other pocket. “Look at me.”
“What?”
“Look at me, Darren, if you want the burn to go away.”
He stopped writhing and sat up on his haunches, his fists still buried in his face.
“It doesn’t work that way. Open your eyes and look at me.”
He slowly pulled his hands away and managed to keep open his teary, inflamed eyes while his entire body shook with the effort. She sprayed both pupils with the liquid from the bottle. Within a few seconds, Darren sat back and took a deep breath. “What the hell is that shit?”
“Magic.”
“Why’d you do me like that?”
“Call me overly sensitive, but it might have been the whole gun-robbery-kill-you-bitch thing.”
“You even know where the hell you are? You from Iowa or something? Ain’t no monuments ’round here, lady.”
“Actually, I was born in D.C. and my office was right here for years.”
Darren stood and started to rub his eyes, but she snapped, “You’ve got the pepper crap on your hands, Darren. Rub your eyes you go right back to screaming, and magic may not strike twice.”
He let his hands swing at his side. “What’d you do with my guns?”
“In the can over there. Took the ammo out. By the way, the slider on your semi is for shit; jams every second shot. And your .22 throw-away is only good for a laugh.”
“I paid two hundred bucks for that semi.”
“Then you got ripped off. It’s also about as accurate as a TEC-9 at a thousand yards, which translates to anything you hit with it is sheer luck.”
“You know a lot ’bout guns?”
“In many ways, they were once my best friends.”
“You a crazy bitch.”
“There’s that word again.”
“What the hell you want to know my name for?”
“You live ’round here?”
“Why, you a cop?”
“No, just curious.”
“Grew up couple blocks away,” he said sullenly.
“What crew you with? Lots to choose from down here.”
“Ain’t got no crew.”
“What, you failed the initiation?”
“Ain’t got no crew,” he repeated stubbornly.
“Okay, maybe there are a few freelance gun toters around here and maybe you’re one of them.”
“So what if I am?”
“So with crappy weapons and no crew how come you’re still alive?”
“Why you think they call me Razor?”
“Let me take a wild guess and say because you’re really sharp?”
“I get by.”
He took a menacing step toward her, one hand shielding his face.
She held up the phone. “Don’t even think about it, Darren. This button turns my little phone into a one-million-volt Taser and you into a Fry Daddy.”