Swords & Dark Magic - By Jonathan Strahan Page 0,24
How did the Captain keep cool around that monster?
I fled the dread for the Dark Horse, where the useless pair and Silent waited. I passed the latest, and, in sign, added, “I don’t like it, guys. The Captain thinks we’re up to something. If the Limper catches on…”
One-Eye cursed, said something about my damned defeatist attitude, but then gave up. Even he is only blind in one eye.
Goblin acquiesced, too. Both had, at last, grasped the magnitude of the overreach they yearned to indulge. Well-founded terror settled into their hearts.
Despite all, we did not go get the girl. Goblin and One-Eye disappeared with the Limper. Silent evaded that fate by being impossible to find. I assumed he was eyes on the target.
Neither Elmo, Candy, nor the Lieutenant would let us make the catch without a full complement of supporting wizards.
Silent was supposed to keep hiding in her shadow.
Elmo’s call for men able to read the local language produced three and a half men, the half being a lost-cause half-ass apprentice shared by Goblin and One-Eye who called himself the Third. The Third because his father and grandfather had worn the same name. I never understood how he survived in the murky weirdness between his teachers.
The Third came by my town place. He looked less a sorcerer than did One-Eye or Goblin—and was bigger than those two squished together.
He made me wish they were. “They’re going to raid the Temple of Occupoa tonight. One-Eye wants your help.”
The terror had not taken deep enough root. A sanctioned operation was planned for the next morning.
“One-Eye needs his head examined by incompetent authority. Somebody willing to recommend decapitation therapy.” But I got armed up and put together.
The Third resembled the Captain some, though he was uglier. He talked about as much as the Old Man, too. I asked, “Where were One-Eye and Goblin the last couple days?”
“Doing something with the Limper. Developing new skills for the Tides Elba hunt.”
I was skeptical.
We caught up with the runts and two of the soldiers who could read the local writing, Cornello Crat and Ladora Ans. I started kvetching. “Where’s Silent? Where’s Elmo?”
“Couldn’t find them,” One-Eye grumbled. He pulled his floppy rag of a hat down so the brim concealed his face. “Be quiet. Let’s go.”
“No.”
“What?”
“This isn’t going to happen. You want to play tonk with the Taken because you think you can scam some money. But you’re so damned blind stupid you don’t see that the real stake you’re shoving into the pot is the Company. All six hundred forty lives.”
Goblin looked chagrined. One-Eye, though, just wanted to be pissed off. He started to give me a piece of his mind.
“For the last time, dumb fuck. Listen! With the kind of luck you have playing penny ante tonk you want me to help play against the Limper? I can’t believe that even you are that stupid. We’ll do it the way it’s set. Tomorrow. And you won’t hand the Limper the excuse he wants.”
One-Eye said nothing. His eye did get big. Seldom had he seen me so intense and never so foul of mouth.
He would have dismissed me, even so, if Goblin had not shaken like a dog just in out of the rain. “I’m going to side with Croaker on this. On reflection. Get your greed and ego out of it. Consider it on its merits.”
One-Eye launched a rant about a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Goblin shook all over again, looked a little puzzled, then tied into One-Eye. “How the hell do you talk yourself into this shit? How the hell do you stay alive?”
Victory! I had turned Goblin. Crat and Ans came with him. The Third had made his position clear already by vanishing after he delivered me.
I had a horrible acid stomach. A slight but stubborn tremor kept my hands unreliable. Crat and Ans seemed just as rocky.
One-Eye realized that if he wanted to pull this off he would have to do it by himself. That startled and amazed him.
There was some low cunning under that ugly old black hat. He could back off when nobody else was greedy enough or stupid enough to let him bet their hand.
“You asshole, Croaker. You win. I hope you got guts enough to put in the Annals what a huge pussy you were when we had a chance to make the biggest score ever.”
“Oh, it’ll be there. Count on that. Including the fact that the Company survived despite you.” I went on to point out that the Company’s mission was