Swords & Dark Magic - By Jonathan Strahan Page 0,161
They departed, slamming the door.
“Do you have a knife or sword?” inquired Bretilf.
“Yes, my knife. And Scribe is still with me.”
“My Second Thoughts, also,” said Bretilf. “And with my knife, the carving even that I was fashioning with it.”
“Not disarmed then.”
“Nor bound.”
“It would seem,” said Zire, “this prince has enough magical power to deal with us, whatever we try. A great shame,” he added. “I had hoped to visit Traze next, over the river. And then the Red Desert.”
“And I to finish my carving.”
A spinning began in one of the cell walls. The two men watched attentively as it grew black, then electric, and roiled away, leaving an opening into a vast white marble chamber, its ceiling high as a full-grown oak. This was easily gauged, too, since live oak trees formed a colonnade along it. But they had trunks and boughs like twisted ebony, and blue leaves that quivered on their own, filling the air with a serpentine rustling.
At the room’s far end rose a tall black chair upholstered in violet velvet. On either side of this squatted a fearsome beast, something like a wolf crossed with a raccoon. In the chair sat a stooped, thin man. He was a young man, but with an old man’s face, and weaves of gray and white ran through his own light-colored hair. His eyes were like shards chipped from something blue and long-dead. But he wore fine clothes, and on his head a silver circlet. He pointed with a long, thin finger.
“You are here for punishment. You have slain my men, my chosen guards. For this, only the worst deaths are given. What do you say?”
“Oh, dear,” said Zire.
Bretilf added, “Since Your Highness has already decided, what point for us to say anything?”
“I will have you speak.”
Zire said, “It would be redundant to attempt to placate, please, or obey you. We’re dead. We can be as rude as we like.”
“Yet,” said Bretilf, however, “why are you called the False Prince? Or is that only because all Cashlorians hate you? Just as they hate your guards, who seem, all told, a pack of cowards, rapists, thieves, and cutthroats.”
The elderly young man cursed. He reached up and pulled at the silver circlet, next sending it bowling along the floor, until it fell over into a rug. The two monsters by the chair snarled.
“Hush,” said the prince to them. “I am called False because, although I rule here, by right of direct descent, I have never inherited the one artifact that would ensure my rule, and my power. It was stolen, during the last years of my father, the Old Prince’s, reign—due to some foolishness of his. At once the Benign Guardians, said to protect the city, left us. Efforts to recover the sacred item failed. They fail always—for several have gone to reclaim it for me. All here know where it is interred. But that counts for naught. None can master the resident magics that hold it in. And all who try perish on the quest. Perish horribly, I have been led to believe, and have indeed witnessed.
“For example,” said the prince, settling himself in a doleful mimicry of some storyteller, “there was the famous hero Drod Laphel. It was well known that he alone had, twice or thrice, bested five or six men together in a sword fight—”
“Only five or six?” grunted Bretilf sotto voce.
“My revered granny,” hissed Zire, “could beat off eight at least at a go. Albeit with a special cloak-pin she possessed and not—”
“You would do well to attend,” coldly broke in the prince. “It is an option I have, to torture you a little, before sentence. This can be waived or not, as you like.”
Zire and Bretilf composed themselves meekly.
“Drod Laphel,” went on the prince, “was also handy with spear and throwing ax, and had besides learnt certain charms that enabled him to bewitch serpents. When pausing in this city, he soon fell afoul of my guardsmen. Ten set on him, and accordingly he slew them single-handedly, if admittedly in two batches of five. Following the episode, I had him dispatched to thieve back the vital article I miss. I even had, numbskull that I was, some faith that he, of all men, might succeed where no other ever had. But no. Drod Laphel, the snake-charmer, athlete, and magician of swords, returned empty-handed. Quite literally, since he lacked both of them. And he was deader than a coffin nail, besides being the awful shade of rotted plums.”