Sweet Pain (Amatucci Family #3) - Sadie Jacks Page 0,76
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Nik and Jessa turned to me.
I felt my cheeks heat slightly. “So…I’m sorry for the TMI, but you’re just going to have to get used to it.”
Nik and Jessa laughed.
They had no idea what they were in for. Oh well. Might as well see if they could handle being part of my squad. “I started giving Ryker a BJ, knowing full well I would have to cut it short to get ready for tonight,” I blurted.
Jessa’s mouth fell open while Nik struggled not to choke on the swallow of her drink she’d just taken. Tali snorted and continued to make Jessa’s drink as if nothing were amiss.
“And?” Tali asked when it became clear the other two weren’t going to ask any questions.
“And now we’re having a contest to see who can make the other come first.” I held my breath. Waited for the other two women to give me some kind of indicator of how this evening was going to go.
Jessa jumped forward, threw herself into my arms. Her head tipped back as a howl of laughter shot towards the ceiling. “YES! Oh my gods, I love you so hard right now.” She started jumping up and down. Which forced me to jump up and down. Which almost spilled my drink. So I downed it quickly between jumps.
After she got done bouncing us around the room. Her cheeks were red and her eyes were sparkling. “I think we should all play the game, but not let them know we’re playing it.”
Nik snorted. “I’m out. I don’t want any of those guys.”
Tali snorted even louder. “Girl, I see you jumping my older brother in your mind when you think no one’s looking. How many times have you blown the top of his head off in your dreams?”
Nik blushed.
Jessa crowed. “YES! YES! YES! Best day EVER! I’ve seen those sly glances, Nikanya Pelaez. You can’t hide those wet dreams.”
Nik’s jaw clenched. “Fuck,” she said under her breath. “No. It doesn’t matter. He’s too old for me anyway. And I’m not sure I want to catch whatever STI he’s probably got.”
Tali stuck her nose in the air. “I’ll have you know that we’re all tested every month as part of our own health screening policies. We’re all disease free, thank you very much.”
Jessa snorted. “Besides, it’s not like you’re the virgin nun over there, Ms. I Never Take the Same Man to Bed Twice.”
“Ooooh, burn,” Tali and I said at the same time.
“And Turo’s only thirty-seven. It’s not like he’s creeping up on the grave, you know,” Tali said as she took a sip of her drink.
Nik narrowed her eyes at Tali. “He’s only thirty-seven? Why does he act like he has a stick up his ass all the time then? I swear, that man wouldn’t know fun or letting loose if it came up and snatched his dick in the middle of a bright summer’s day.”
The rest of us all howled with more laughter as Nik’s cheeks heated even more. “No. No. Not happening.” She shook her head. “Nope. Not from me. I’m out.”
Tali looked at me. I looked at Tali. We both nodded. “I bet you’ll send him some kind of picture or text before the end of the night,” I challenged.
“Bet? Like we’re in high school gym class and we actually all have dicks?” She snorted a laugh. “No. And no, I won’t.”
Jessa laughed. “Fine. But I’m in. I’m going to drive Nico fucking crazy.” She looked at Tali. “I’m sorry, I know he’s your brother, but fuuuuck is that man fine.”
Tali wrinkled her nose. “I’m not sure he’s all that, but he is pretty…symmetrical I guess.” She took another drink. “Nope. Not even that. Gross. But I’m okay with it. Take him down a peg or two, girl. I’ll even help you do it.” She winced. “But not sexy style. That’s even more gross.”
“And what about Tali? Unless she’s into one of her brothers,” Nik said.
We all gagged.
“Exactly. Who’s she going to be sexing up to tonight?”
I looked at Nik, my eyes gleaming. “Knew you were going to. And that one’s easy. The ever so sneaky and assholic Foster Ambright.”
Tali smiled as she tipped her head to side as if considering the option. “That could work. He’d know it was nothing but good fun. No crazy messes or hurt feelings.” She nodded. “I’ll do it.”
I held my now empty glass out. “To sexing up the hot men in our lives.”