The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires - Grady Hendrix Page 0,29

“But these are easy,” she said, putting them down. “I don’t understand this letter from probate court, but I’ll call Buddy Barr. He’s mostly retired but he’s in our church and he’s an estate lawyer. The Waterworks is just up the street and you can be there and change the name on the account in five minutes. SCE&G has an office around the corner where you can get the electric bill put in your name.”

“It all has to be done in person,” he said. “And their offices are only open during the day when I can’t drive. Because of my eyes.”

“Oh,” Patricia said.

“If someone could drive me…,” he began.

Instantly, Patricia realized what he wanted, and she felt the jaws of yet another obligation closing around her.

“Normally I’d be happy to,” she said, quickly. “But it’s the last week of school and there’s so much to do…”

“You said it would only take five minutes.”

For a moment, Patricia resented his wheedling tone, and then she felt like a coward. She’d promised to help. She wanted to know more about him. Surely she wasn’t going to quit at the first obstacle.

“You’re right,” she said. “Let me get my car and pull it around. I’ll try to get as close to your front door as I can.”

“Can we take my van?” he asked.

Patricia balked. She couldn’t drive a stranger’s car. Besides, she’d never driven a van before.

“I—” she began.

“The tinted windows,” he said.

Of course. She nodded, not seeing another option.

“And I hate to bother you when you’re doing so much already…” he began.

Her heart sank, and then immediately she felt selfish. This man had come to her home last night and been sassed by her daughter and spat at by her mother-in-law. He was a human being asking for help. Of course she would do her best.

“What is it?” she asked, making her voice sound as warm and genuine as possible.

He stopped rocking.

“My wallet was stolen, and my birth certificate and all those kind of things are in storage back home,” he said. “I don’t know how long it’ll take someone to hunt them down. How can I do any of this without them?”

An image of Ted Bundy with his arm in a fake cast asking Brenda Ball to help him carry his books to his car flashed across Patricia’s mind. She dismissed it as undignified.

“That probate court letter is going to solve the problem of identification,” she said. “That’s all you need for the Waterworks, and when we’re there we’ll get a bill printed with your name and this address on it to show the electric company. Give me the keys and I’ll get your car.”

* * *

—

The tinted windows kept the front seats of his van dim and purple, which wasn’t such a bad thing since they were covered in stains and rips. What Patricia didn’t like was the back. He had screwed wood over the back windows to make it completely dark, and it made her nervous to drive with all that emptiness behind her.

At the Waterworks, they discovered that he had left his wallet at home. He apologized profusely, but she didn’t mind writing the one-hundred-dollar check for the deposit. He promised to pay her back as soon as they got home. At SCE&G they wanted a two-hundred-fifty-dollar deposit, and she hesitated.

“I shouldn’t have asked you to do this,” James Harris said.

She looked at him, his face already reddening with sunburn, cheeks wet with the fluid streaming from beneath his sunglasses. She weighed her sympathy against what Carter would say when he balanced their checkbook. But it was her money, too, wasn’t it? That was what Carter always said when she asked for her own bank account: this money belonged to both of them. She was a grown woman and could use it however she saw fit, even if it was to help another man.

She wrote the second check and tore it off with a brisk flick of her wrist before she could change her mind. She felt efficient. Like she