The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires - Grady Hendrix Page 0,26

Carter reached across the table and put a bowl of ice cream in front of James, then fitted a thick-handled spoon into his mother’s hand and led it to the bowl of vanilla in front of her.

“Not my area,” he said, losing interest.

“You know,” Patricia said. “My friend Slick Paley at book club? Her husband, Leland, they’re into real estate. They might be able to tell you something about the situation here.”

“You’re in a book club?” James asked. “I love to read.”

“Who do you read?” Patricia asked as Carter ignored them and fed his mother, and Blue and Korey continued to stare.

“I’m a big Ayn Rand fan,” James Harris said. “Kesey, Ginsburg, Kerouac. Have you read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance?”

“Are you a hippie?” Korey asked.

Patricia felt pathetically grateful that James Harris ignored her daughter.

“Are you looking for new members?” he continued.

“Ugh,” Korey said. “They’re a bunch of old ladies sitting around drinking wine. They don’t even actually read the books.”

Patricia didn’t know where these things came from. She’d chalk it up to Korey becoming a teenager, but Maryellen had said they became teenagers when you stopped liking them, and she still liked her daughter.

“What kind of books do you read?” James asked, still ignoring Korey.

“All kinds,” Patricia said. “We just read a wonderful book about life in a small Guyanese town in the 1970s.”

She didn’t mention that it was Raven: The Untold Story of the Rev. Jim Jones and His People.

“They rent the movies,” Korey said. “And pretend to read the books.”

“There wasn’t a movie for this book,” Patricia said, forcing herself to smile.

James Harris wasn’t listening. He had his eyes on Korey.

“Is there a reason you’re being fresh to your mother?” he asked.

“She’s not usually like this,” Patricia said. “It’s all right.”

“Some people use literature to understand their lives,” James Harris said, continuing to stare at Korey, who squirmed beneath the intensity of his gaze. “What are you reading?”

“Hamlet,” Korey said. “That’s by Shakespeare.”

“Assigned reading,” James Harris said. “I meant, what are you reading that other people didn’t pick out for you?”

“I don’t have time to sit around reading books,” Korey said. “I actually go to school and I’m captain of the soccer team and the volleyball team.”

“A reader lives many lives,” James Harris said. “The person who doesn’t read lives but one. But if you’re happy just doing what you’re told and reading what other people think you should read, then don’t let me stop you. I just find it sad.”

“I…,” Korey began, working her mouth. Then stopped. No one had ever called her sad before. “Whatever,” she said, and slumped back in her chair.

Patricia wondered if she should be upset. This was new territory for her.

“What book are y’all talking about?” Carter asked, tucking more ice cream into his mother’s mouth.

“Your wife’s book club,” James Harris said. “I guess I’m partial to readers. I grew up a military brat, and wherever I went, books were my friends.”

“Because you don’t have any real ones,” Korey mumbled.

Miss Mary looked up, right at James Harris, and Patricia could almost hear her eyes zoom in on him.

“I want my money,” Miss Mary said angrily. “That’s Daddy’s money you owe.”

There was silence at the table.

“What’s that, Mom?” Carter asked.

“You came creeping back, you,” Miss Mary said. “But I see you.”

Miss Mary glared at James Harris, fuzzy gray eyebrows furrowed, the slack skin around her mouth pulled into an angry knot. Patricia turned to James Harris and saw him thinking, genuinely trying to puzzle something out.

“She thinks you’re someone from her past,” Carter explained. “She comes and goes.”

Miss Mary’s chair scraped backward with an ear-grinding shriek.

“Mom,” Carter said, taking her arm. “Are you finished? Let me help you.”

She jerked her arm out of Carter’s grip and rose, eyes fixed on James Harris.

“You’re