“Thanks for the heads-up, and I’ll pass.” He rubbed his eyes as he sat up, trying to fully wake up.
“Oh? Seeing someone? And by someone I mean your usual casual fuck?”
You’d be surprised, mate. “Nah, I hooked up with a lassie a week or so ago, but I’ve not met anybody since.” Not entirely true. He had met someone but she didn’t do one-night stands. He scowled remembering Rain’s words: I don’t do one-night stands, Craig. I’m not that girl. He’d fucked up by making it about sex right off the bat.
But if it wasn’t about sex, then what was it about?
Did he actually want to date this girl?
She got under his skin, aye . . . but dating? He wasn’t so sure about that.
It was probably best she’d walked out of the bar last weekend and not come back.
So why did he still feel so bloody disappointed?
“You there, mate?”
Craig jolted out his reverie at his friend’s voice. “Sorry. Still waking up.”
“So I’ve to tell Audrey you’re not coming? Have you got an excuse I can use? Because if I tell her I told you about Natasha she’ll be pissed off at me.”
He thought of the text he just got. “Tell her my mum’s going on a date this evening and I promised I’d be on call if she needed me to come get her. Plus I’m working at eight. Not really enough time for a proper dinner date, is it?”
“So your mum’s really going to do this Internet-dating malarkey, then?”
“Unfortunately.”
“Well, hope it goes alright, bud. I’ll let you go.”
“Speak to you later.”
They hung up and Craig reluctantly got out of bed to face what was left of the day.
* * *
“You’re checking your phone more than Jo does.”
Craig glanced at his colleague Alistair. It was back to the usual Friday team of Craig, Alistair, and Joss. “My mum is on a date. I said I’d come get her if she needed me.”
Alistair grimaced. “A date? Your mum?”
He groaned. “A date.”
“That’s fucking awful, mate.”
“Ugh.” Joss strode by them. “You men need to grow up. Mothers have sex lives too. How do you think you were born?”
“Like Jesus,” Alistair said straight-faced. “And no other fucker is telling me different.”
“I’m telling you different.” Joss poured rum into the glass she was holding and grinned evilly at him. “Your mothers had hot sweaty sex with your fathers . . . and better yet . . . they loved it.”
Craig thought of the vomit he had to clean up in the men’s bathroom last week because the cleaner had called in sick that night. It did the job of pushing out the imagery Joss was trying to plant in their brains.
“You’re a sick lady, Joss.” Alistair tutted. “A mean, sick, sick lady.”
She laughed at them and wandered back down the bar to her customer.
The bar wasn’t bouncing yet since it was still early on in the night, giving Craig plenty of free time to glance at his phone every five seconds.