Royal Wedding - Meg Cabot Page 0,37
wholly—”
“Aw.” This warmed my heart. “Thanks, Mom.”
She wasn’t finished.
“—but that to be honest, I didn’t think you’d had enough dating experience, so I thought you two should wait.”
“Mom!” I yelled. “You said that to him?”
“Well, of course I did. You’re twenty-six and you’ve only ever slept with one person. Don’t you think you ought to broaden your horizons?”
“No, Mom, I do not. And I don’t really want to discuss this with you right now.” I eyed Lars and François, who were having an animated discussion in the front seat about how to avoid chafing while wearing a shoulder holster on a hot day. Dropping my voice, I added, “But just to remind you, I have dated other people, even if I didn’t actually have sex with them. So I’m a hundred percent sure I’m with the right person.”
“I thought you kids today were all about the casual hookups,” Mom said. “Friends with benefits, and all of that.”
“Yeah, well, maybe you need to stop watching rom-coms that bill themselves as edgy but still end with the guy running through an airport.” Not that there’s anything wrong with that, since I still totally watch them, usually with Tina, who can’t get enough of them, especially if they involve a heroine who works as a sassy surgeon, as most gorgeous size-two ladies who are unlucky in love are wont to do.
“I just don’t understand it,” Mom said, with a sigh. “Kids today are so different from when I was your age.”
“Yeah,” I said. “We are. When you were my age, you already had a toddler—me—with someone you weren’t even interested in being with long term. I, however, am marrying someone I want to be with forever, and I have never not used birth control in my life.”
“Yes, Mia, I know,” my mother said, in a soothing voice. “You’ve always been my little worrywart. That’s why I love you. But I loved your father, too, you know. I still do. I wouldn’t want you to think that I didn’t.”
“Well, that’s just great, Mom,” I said. “So then why don’t you let me do the worrying about my own wedding? God knows it’s getting off to a rocky enough start. Wait . . . what did you say?”
“Oh, I think your wedding’s off to a fine start,” my mother said. “Michael asked you anyway, didn’t he? I didn’t manage to scare him off.”
“Not that part,” I said. “The part about you loving Dad.”
“Well, of course I love your father. I always have, and I always will. I just could never live with him. Could you imagine me, living in a palace?” She laughed, but there wasn’t much humor in the sound. “I’d make a terrible royal.”
“Uh,” I said. “I don’t know about that, Mom. I don’t think anyone could be worse than me.” I couldn’t help thinking about Paolo and his diamond shoe analogy. Would mine ever stop chafing?
“Don’t be silly, Mia. You’ve done an amazing job, what with bringing democracy to Genovia and building that community center for the kids and now choosing Michael as your prince consort. You’re the best thing that ever happened to that place, and I’m not just saying that because I’m your mother.”
“Aw.” It was silly, but this caused tears to well up in my eyes. “Thanks, Mom. You have no idea how much it means to me to hear you say that. But seriously, if I can adjust to being a royal, don’t you think you could? If you really love Dad that much—and I know he adores you—don’t you think—?”
“Oh, Mia,” she interrupted, in the old exasperated tone she used to use when she’d walk into my room to find me taking my temperature before school because I had a test that day and I was hoping I’d spontaneously developed malaria in the night. “Love is wonderful but it can’t solve every problem, you know. It certainly isn’t compensation enough for the fact that your father is a grown man who still lives with his mother.”
I winced. Mom had a point. “No,” I said. “I guess not.”
“I suppose I’m going to have to buy one of those awful mother-of-the-bride dresses for the ceremony,” she went on with a sigh. “Nothing kicky from my own wardrobe is going to work.”
“Um,” I said, remembering the last time Mom wore something “kicky” to a public function. She’d shown up at the opening of Mr. Gianini’s community center in a blue dress with a red petticoat, covered in purple roses. It