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happened. Oh, the soldiers knew, of course, but they all knew about a certain corporal who got his knee bent the wrong way last night; they weren't about to testify on Hooch Palmer's behalf.
Harrison was his old self, though, smiling and shaking Hooch by the hand and clapping him on the shoulder. "How are you, Hooch?"
"I been better, Gov. How's your wife? And that little boy of yours?"
"She's healthy as you could hope for, a refined lady like her being out here on the frontier. And my little boy, he's quite a soldier, we even stitched him up a little uniform, you should see him strutting on parade."
"It's talk like that makes me think I ought to take a wife someday. "
"I heartily recommend it. Oh, here, Hooch, what am I thinking of? You set down, set down right there.
Hooch sat. "Thanks, Bill."
Harrison nodded, satisfied. "It's good to see you, it's been so long.
"Wisht I'd've seen you yesterday," said Hooch.
Harrison smiled ruefully. "Well, I get busy. Didn't my boys tell you I had a full-up schedule?"
"Schedule never used to be full for me, Bill."
"You know how it gets sometimes. Real busy, and what can I do about it?"
Hooch shook his head. "Now, Bill, we've lied to each other just about long enough, I think. What happened was part of a plan, and it wasn't my plan."
"What are you talking about, Hooch?"
"I'm saying maybe that corporal didn't want his leg broke, but I have a feeling his job was to get me swinging at him."
"His job was to see that nobody disturbed me unless they were on my schedule, Hooch. That's the only plan I know about." Harrison looked sad. "Hooch, I got to tell you, this is real ugly. Assaulting an officer of the U.S. Army."
"A corporal ain't no officer, Bill."
"I only wish I could ship you back to Suskwahenny for trial, Hooch. They got lawyers there, and juries, and so on. But the trial has to be here, and juries around here ain't too partial to folks who go around breaking corporals' knees."
"Suppose you stop the threats and tell me what you really want?"
"Want? I ain't asking for favors, Hooch. Just concerned about a friend of mine who's got himself in trouble with the law."
"It must be something real sickening or you'd bribe me to do it instead of trying to strong-arm me. It must be something that you think I wouldn't be willing to do unless you scare me to death, and I keep trying to imagine what you think is so bad that you think I wouldn't do it. It ain't much of a list, Bill."
Harrison shook his head. "Hooch, you got me wrong. Just plain wrong."
"This town is dying, Bill," said Hooch. "Things ain't working out like you planned. And I think it's cause you done some real dumb things. I think the Reds started going away - or maybe they all died off - and you made the stupid mistake of trying to make up for all that lost likker income by bringing in the scum of the earth, the worst kind of White man, the river rats who spent the night in jail with me. You've used them to collect taxes, right? Farmers don't like taxes. They specially don't like taxes when they're collected by scum like this."
Harrison poured himself three fingers of whisky in a tumbler and drank off half of it in a single gulp.
"So you been losing your whisky-Reds, and you been losing your White farmers, and all you got left is your soldiers, the river rats, and whatever money you can steal from the United States Army appropriation for peace-keeping in the west."
Harrison drank the rest of the whisky and belched.
"What that means is you've been unlucky and you've been stupid, and somehow you think you can make me get you out of it."
Harrison poured another three fingers into the glass.
But instead of drinking it, he hauled off and threw it into Hooch's face. The whisky splashed in his eyes, the tumbler bounced off his forehead, and Hooph found himself rolling on the floor trying to dig the alcohol out of his eyes.
A while later, with a wet cloth pressed against his forehead, Hooch was sitting in the chair again, acting a lot more meek and reasonable. But that was because he knew Harrison had a flush and his own hand was just two pair. Get out of here alive and then just see what comes next, right?
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