Feast of Fools(2)

      Breakfast, he said softly, is something to be eaten in the mornings. Mornings for vampires are not controlled by sunrise. And I like eggs. 

 

      Scrambled or over easy? Claire asked, trying not to sound as nervous as she felt. Dont say over easy. I dont know how to make eggs over easy. I dont even know why I mentioned it. Dont say over easy. . . . 

 

      Scrambled, he said, and Claires breath rushed out in relief. Mr. Bishop was sitting in the comfortable chair in the living room that her housemate Michael normally occupied while he was playing his guitar. Unlike Michael, Mr. Bishop made it look like a throne. Part of it was that everybody else stayed standing Claire, with her boyfriend, Shane, hovering protectively by her side; Eve and Michael a little distance away, holding hands. Claire risked a glance at Michael. He looked . . . Contained. Angry, sure, but under control, at least. 

 

      Claire was more scared about Shane. He had a pretty well-documented history of acting before thinking, at least when it came to the personal safety of those he cared about. She took his hand, and he sent her a quick, dark, unreadable glance. 

 

      No, she wasnt sure about him at all. 

 

      Mr. Bishops voice pulled her attention back to him with a cold snap. Have you told Amelie that Ive arrived, girl?

 

 That had been Bishops first commandto let his daughter know hed come to town. His daughter? Ameliethe head vampire of Morganvilledidnt seem human enough to have family, not even family as scary as Mr. Bishop. Ice and crystal, that was Amelie. 

 

      He was waiting for an answer, and Claire hastily got one together. I called. I got her voice mail, Claire said. She tried not to sound defensive. Bishops eyebrows drew together in a scowl. 

 

      I suppose that means you left some sort of a message. She nodded mutely. He drummed his fingers impatiently on the arm of the chair. Very well. Well eat while we wait. Eggs, scrambled, as I said. We shall also have bacon, coffee

 

      Biscuits, drawled the woman leaning on the arm of his chair. I love biscuits. And honey. The vampire had a molasses-slow accent, something that wasnt quite Southern and wasnt quite not, either. Mr. Bishop gave her a tolerant look, the kind a human would give a favorite pet. She had the icy glitter in her eyes, and moved so smoothly and quietly that there was no way she was regular-flavored human. Not hiding it, either, the way some of the vampires of Morganville tried to do. 

 

      The woman kept smiling, dark eyes fixed on Shane. Claire didnt like the way she was looking at him. It lookedgreedy. 

 

      Biscuits, Mr. Bishop agreed, with a quirk of a smile. And Ill indulge you further by agreeing to gravy, child. The smile vanished when he turned back to the four standing in front of him. Go about your business, then. Now. 

 

      Shane grabbed Claires hand and practically dragged her toward the kitchen. However fast he was moving, Michael was there first, pushing Eve through the door. Hey! Eve protested. Im walking here!

 

      And the faster, the better, Michael said. His normally angelic face looked stark, all sharp edges, and he closed the kitchen door once they were safely inside. Right. We dont have a lot of choices. Lets do exactly what he says and hope Amelie can sort all this out when she gets here. 

 

      I thought you were all Big Bad Bloodsucker these days, Shane said. Its your house. How come you cant just throw them out? That was a reasonable question, and Shane managed to say it without making it seem like a challenge. Well, much of one. The kitchen felt cold, Claire noticedas if the temperature of the whole house was steadily dropping. She shivered.