were canceled and every car screamed after the bus. It took ten minutes to find it. Ten seconds to stop it. It was corraled in a ring of cars. Lights were flashing and popping and cops were crouching behind hoods and doors and trunks and guns were pointing, Glocks and shotguns, dozens of them.
The bus had a driver and three passengers aboard.
The driver was a woman. All three passengers were women. All three were elderly. One of them was white. The driver was a skinny Latina of around thirty.
“Go on,” I said.
The guy beside me sipped his beer again and sighed. He had arrived at the point where the investigation was botched. They had spent close to twenty minutes questioning the four women, searching them, making them move up and down the street while the cop back at the house watched for GPS action on the screen. But the cursor didn’t move. The phone was still on the bus. But the bus was empty. They searched under the seats. Nothing. They searched the seats themselves.
They found the phone.
The last-but-one seat at the back on the right had been slit with a knife. The phone had been forced edgewise into the foam rubber cushion. It was hidden there and bleeping away silently. A wild goose chase. A decoy.
The slit in the seat was rimed with faint traces of blood. The same knife.
The driver and all three passengers recalled a white man getting on the bus south of Chandler. He had seated himself in back and gotten out again at the next stop. He was described as neatly dressed and close to middle age. He was remembered for being from the wrong demographic. Not a typical bus rider.
The cops asked, “Was he wearing sneakers?”
No one knew for sure.
“Did he have blood on him?”
No one recalled.
The chase restarted south of Chandler. The assumption was that because the decoy had been placed to move north, then the perp was actually moving south. A fine theory, but it came to nothing. No one was found. A helicopter joined the effort. The night was still dark but the helicopter had thermal imaging equipment. It was not useful. Everything single thing it saw was hot.
Dawn came and the helicopter refueled and came back for a visual search. And again, and again, for days. At the end of a long weekend it found something.
“Go on,” I said.
The thing that the helicopter found was a corpse. White male, wearing sneakers. In his early twenties. He was identi-fied as a college student, last seen the day before. A day later the medical examiner issued his report. The guy had died of heat exhaustion and dehydration.
“Consistent with running from a crime scene?” the cops asked.
“Among other possibilities,” the medical examiner answered.
The guy’s toxicology screen was baroque. Ecstasy, skunk, alcohol.
“Enough to make him unstable?” the cops asked.
“Enough to make an elephant unstable,” the medical examiner answered.
The guy beside me finished his beer. I signaled for another.
I asked, “Case closed?”
The guy beside me nodded. “Because the kid was white. We needed a result.”
“You not convinced?”
“He wasn’t middle-aged. He wasn’t neatly dressed. His sneakers were wrong. No sign of the knife. Plus, a guy hopped-up enough to run himself to death in the heat wouldn’t have thought to set up the decoy with the phone.”
“So who was he?”
“Just a frat boy who liked partying a little too much.”
“Anyone share your opinion?”
“All of us.”
“Anyone doing anything about it?”
“The case is closed.”
“So what really happened?”
“I think the decoy indicates premeditation. And I think it was a double bluff. I think the perp got out of the bus and carried on north, maybe in a car he had parked.”
I nodded. The perp had. Right then the car he had used was parked in the lot behind the bar. Its keys were in my pocket.
“Win some, lose some,” I said.
DEVIL DOLL
BY PATRICK MILLIKIN
Tovrea Castle
Spoiled little assholes,” Blankenship said, looking down at the two bodies. The girl had crumpled onto her side and lay twisted on the concrete floor. The young man remained sitting but his head sagged forward, a thin line of blood trailing from his mouth. Detective Gene Conover stepped out onto the top-floor landing of the castle and stood beside the uniformed cop. It took him a moment to catch his breath.
“What am I looking at here, Tom?” he said.
“I’d say a murder-suicide type of setup. Sid Vicious over here put a plug in his girlfriend and then took himself out.”