He said nothing and neither did the man, for a bit.
All around them gazes flitted to this little group and then away. Maybe it was the money in plain sight. Maybe it was something of a visceral nature between the two men, with the woman hanging on as the lovely sidekick to whatever was going on here.
The man took his time removing a cigar from his pocket, efficiently slitting the cellophane band with a switchblade, trimmed the end with the same tool, put the knife away, dropped the cellophane on the bar—the bartender swept it up—and then he lit the cigar with a platinum lighter. He puffed luxuriously on the stogie a couple times until it was drawing properly, put the lighter away, and eyed Archer, who’d been watching the deliberateness of the man’s actions with fascination.
The man held up the smoke and said, “This here’s from Cuba. Finest in the world. I like all my things that way.”
Archer glanced once more at the woman. “I can see that.”
“Now to business. You can do a job for me. That money there will be your payment.”
“I’m listening.”
“A man owes me something. I’d like you to collect it for me.”
“What man and what something?’
“His name is Lucas Tuttle. Lives down the road a ways. And the something is his Cadillac.”
“Why does he owe that to you?”
“I made him a loan and he failed to repay it. The Caddy’s the collateral.”
“Maybe he forgot. These things happen.”
The man pointed to the cash. “Hundred dollars. Take it or leave it.”
He tapped his ash free right on the wood grain of the bar. The skinny bartender once more swooped in and cleared the mess with a cloth.
Archer snagged an ashtray from in front of the big farmer who was draining highballs at an alarming rate. He placed it right under the fellow’s stogie, drawing a sneer from the banker man.
Archer said, “I have to know some more. Like, how do I know he owes you anything? I go there and take his car, that’s stealing. You go to the joint for that in a heartbeat. You understand me? So I need to know if you’re giving me a bum steer or what.”
The man nodded appreciatively. “I like a man who’s cautious. I’m one myself.” He glanced at his lady. “Am I not cautious, Jackie?” He gave her right buttock a hard squeeze that made her wince a bit and then removed his hand.
The creature named Jackie glanced at Archer, maybe to show she still counted for something here, and then dutifully turned her attention to her man before saying, “Cautious as a young woman with a drunken man in close proximity.” Her voice was surprisingly husky and assured. It starkly emboldened every fantasy of her Archer was holding.
The man perched his cigar on the ashtray and pulled something from his pocket. It was a mess of wrinkled papers. He unfolded and straightened them out, placing them on the bar. On the pages was a swath of tiny, printed writing.
“This is a promissory note. For five thousand dollars. See, this is the amount I loaned Tuttle. In good faith and everything. Man needed the money and he came to me. I loaned him the cash from my own pocket. You can see the amount here and his signature there. Now, on this page.” He flipped through to a second one. “This is the security that I required for the loan and which he provided. You read your way right down there.” He paused. “Hold on, you can read, can’t you? Things might not work out between us if you can’t.”
“I can read,” said Archer, with a touch of impatience because he was feeling it. “Even did two years of college before the war came calling.”
He caught the woman’s eye on this. She seemed to be calculating him in a new and maybe more favorable light.
He ran his eye over the paper.
“Nineteen forty-seven Cadillac Series 62 sedan painted dark green. And the license plate number is listed.”
The man pointed to the page. “That’s right. That’s the collateral for the loan that was not repaid. That’s what I want you to get for me.”
Archer scratched his chin. “Okay, got a question.”
“Shoot.”
“Nothing personal, but how do I know he didn’t repay you?”
“Now you’re thinking. I like that. Well, here’s how. If the man had paid the loan, this note would be returned to him. Fact that I still got it shows that never happened. Tuttle’s a smart man and he’d