The Music of What Happens - Bill Konigsberg Page 0,56
he asks me to drive us south on Scottsdale Road toward Tempe, and then we do so, in silence.
“Do you hate me?” he finally asks.
I can’t help but exhale dramatically. “What?”
“I know. We’ve been hanging out all day. But I kind of think you just feel bad for me, because of my mom or something. Like you’re babysitting me.”
I open my mouth and no words come out. I truly don’t know how to respond to this. There’s insecure, and then there’s whatever this is. And I wonder if this is like a sign. That even though he’s adorable and we’re getting closer and I like it, I should run away, fast. Because maybe watching him walk makes me shiver and he’s fun to hang with and a good poet and says interesting shit that makes me laugh, but how can I ignore that the dude I’ve just spent an entire day with asked me if I hate him?
“You’re not saying no, which is a bad sign,” he says.
“Oh my God,” I say. “Shut up. Like seriously. Shut up.”
“Shut up?”
“Shut up,” I repeat. “At a certain point, you have to man up, and not be asking pitiful-ass questions like that. It’s after midnight. We’re in my car together. We’re going to hooligan do-good or whatever. No, Jordan. I’m not your babysitter. That is some fucked-up shit, dude.”
The car goes quiet again, and I pass the various cabarets that dot Scottsdale Road in south Scottsdale.
“Do you want to just head home?” he asks. “Maybe that’s enough for one day?”
I slow the car down, which is fine since the streets are pretty much deserted. I turn and glance at him. He turns toward me. I pull off the road into a small strip mall where all the shops are closed for the night. I park again, this time in front of a tattoo parlor.
“You’re better than this,” I say.
“I am?”
“Yeah. You’re better than asking me if I hate you after I spent all day with your ass. I like you, Jordan. You’re different. You make me more spontaneous, and I like that. I don’t hang with people unless I wanna hang with them. So if you’re gonna be all mopey and shit and act like you’re not worthy, I’ll take you home. Otherwise, shut the fuck up. Okay?”
He looks down at his lap. His profile, in the moonlight, is so beautiful, so delicate. Like I could break him. I don’t want to break him; I just want him to have a harder shell.
Finally he glances at me for a quick moment before looking out the window, away from me.
“Okay,” he says.
“Okay?”
He meekly smiles, not turning my way again. “Okay I’ll stop with the stupid questions. You know Papago Park?”
“Yes. And good,” I say, and I shake his shoulder and muss his hair a bit, which makes him fix it self-consciously. And I pull back onto the road.
“In all of this, I didn’t even text my mom,” he says, as I enter Papago Park from the north. He tells me to keep going straight.
“Maybe you should,” I say. “I did. I kinda got in some trouble the night before I met you. Didn’t text her and stayed out all night.”
“You stayed out all night? What were you doing?”
“Still straight?” I ask.
It takes him a moment to realize I’ve changed the subject. “Yeah. We’re going to the zoo.”
“It’s closed,” I say.
“Duh. And you didn’t answer my question.”
I don’t, and when I see the sign, I turn right and pull into the empty parking lot. I turn off the ignition and the truck moans to a halt.
“Text your mom,” I say.
“Geez. Man of mystery,” he says. He pulls out his phone, looks at it, and puts it away. “Who am I kidding? If she were in one of her moods where she cares, she’d be texting me. She’s passed out. She doesn’t hear anything at night.”
“If you say so,” I say, and we open the doors. The streetlights shine above us. Despite the fact that it’s 12:27 a.m., heat radiates off the asphalt. It feels like we’ve just walked into a sauna.
I pull out my cell phone, turn on a flashlight app, and we walk up to the entrance. I hold the step stool and Jordan has the bag of small stuffed animals. I admit it’s kinda awesome to be the only people here.
“I guess you must be wondering what we’re doing here with stuffed animals?” he whispers, even though we are clearly alone.