The Music of What Happens - Bill Konigsberg Page 0,4

mom’s bedroom. Her sheets are tangled up like she’s just been in a fight. A half-full Diet Pepsi rests on the bedside table, next to three Ring Dings wrappers, a bowl of grapes that appear to be well on their way to becoming raisins, and a bag of Sweetos, which are, apparently, the sweet version of Cheetos. Gross.

I momentarily sit down on her unmade bed, which is still warm from her body and still smells like her blueberries and shea butter bodywash.

Mom. What am I going to do with you? I close my eyes. Her room is like the room of someone who works super hard and can’t afford a maid. My mom doesn’t work anymore. She used to be a dental assistant, but after my dad died, she never went back to work. We’ve basically been living on my dad’s insurance payout, which wasn’t like huge, but was enough to live on. Which is fine. She’s fragile, and I get that.

The thing that upsets me is the histrionics. The herstrionics, as she called them, that one time when I said, “Enough with the histrionics” and she said that she didn’t understand the gendering of that particular word. It’s just that I never know when she’s going to embarrass me by becoming Crazy Mom. And yeah, doing it in front of Max the Dude Bro from school was, as she said, not cute.

I love my mom. I love the Lydia Edwards who loves to do self-made scavenger hunts where, if we find everything in two hours, we get a treat. Who loves to wrestle on the floor with Dorcas, our goldendoodle. Who insists we start off every Christmas by walking the neighborhood in ugly pajamas, singing Christmas carols with all misheard lyrics. But the unhinged woman who sometimes forgets to shower, who is too delicate to run a food truck, who spends her days binge watching Beast and the Beauties, her favorite reality show, while reclined on our faded and torn leather couch, shouting obscenities at the contestants while freebasing Muddy Buddies? I love that mom too, but she scares me.

I promised my dad four years ago, right before he died, that I would take care of her. And I’m trying so hard. When Mom melts down, I do the best I can to cook meals and I let her cry on my shoulder and I do the shopping. And when she morphs into normal, awesome Mom again, I don’t even mention the other stuff because I’m so glad she’s back. But I guess doing all that isn’t good enough.

Until two days ago, I had no idea we were running out of money. She pays the bills. Or I thought she did, anyway. Now I know: We owe five thousand dollars in back mortgage. We have to pay it by July fifth or we lose our house. And Dad’s insurance policy has dried up, I guess, so it’s now on me until she finds a job, which she says she’ll look for but no way will she find one and make that kind of money in a month.

I tap the bed, then punch it. The tap part is me sending love into the twisted sheets, hoping that she’ll be okay. That we will. The punch is the part of me that knows it’s hopeless. We soon won’t have a place to live. Then I stand, walk over to her closet, and step inside.

The interior of the closet smells faintly of the fruity perfume Mom wears, even though I’ve told her a million times: no. I’ve told her I’d take her to the mall and get her something better. But she won’t allow me to do it, so parts of our house, this closet included, smell a little like overripe melon. Nauseating.

Odor aside, what’s great about the closet is that it’s the one place where my dad still exists.

She refuses to throw out his cowboy boots. They are brown with a white, embroidered diamond design running up the leg. I sit down on the closet floor, pull his boots to me, and close my eyes.

The first year after he died, I used to come in here sometimes, turn on the light, close the door, and sit with them. Which sounds creepy, maybe, but it’s what I have left of him and even though Dad was nothing like me, I loved him with every fiber of my being, and I know, deep down inside, that he loved me too, even if I’ll