The Music of What Happens - Bill Konigsberg Page 0,14
says, and he steps over to the passenger door and slides it open. The warm breeze comes in and actually it feels better than it did a second ago. “Now I can see,” he says, and I think, Sure, okay. We’ll drive with the door open. What could possibly go wrong?
He backs out of the driveway slowly, puts the car in drive, and we sit there, motionless.
“What the hell?” he asks.
He fiddles with the stick and we jolt into motion. He laughs.
“Actual drive is between neutral and drive,” he says.
“Good to know.”
“Also you don’t have turn signals. I hit the signal and nothing happens. Death trap, dude. Death trap.”
At this point, I’m thinking maybe death would be okay. Every time he says something about the truck, it punches me in the gut. Because this was my dad’s pride and joy.
At the market, we set up between a smoothie truck and a burrito truck. I stand and carry out the whiteboard menu and put it where it was yesterday. I go around to where my mom turned on the generator yesterday, and I curse myself for not asking more questions before she sent me back out without her. I have no idea how to turn the power on, actually.
“Hey Max,” I say, and he comes around to the side of the truck and stands next to me. He’s a good-looking guy, no question. All bluster and confidence while I’m whatever the opposite of that is. Apologies and embarrassment. Awkwardness and sorrow. First dead in a zombie apocalypse.
“So how does this thing work?” he asks, and I laugh, because it’s such a basic question. I should know. I don’t.
He rolls his eyes. “Jordan,” he says. “Really? You have no idea how to turn on the power?”
I shake my head.
“What the hell did you do last night?”
I shrug. “Hung out with friends?”
He sighs. “I actually watched some videos. You know. To prepare because I don’t have a fucking clue how to run a food truck. Didn’t occur to you to do anything, huh?”
It didn’t, actually. I guess I’m not a details person. Until I was twelve, I thought that if you put chicken in a fryer, it just sprouted crust, like no need to add coating, just some magical process. Details. When I started jerking off, almost every time I’d get close to cumming I’d realize I hadn’t locked the door, and my mom loves opening doors. Details. Thank God she never caught me, or I would have had to gouge my eyes out.
“Jordan,” he says when I don’t say anything.
I turn my head toward him. “What?”
“Are you on drugs? No offense, but it’s fucking hot out here, and the truck needs power, and it’s not gonna turn itself on. And you have to tell me what you know, and you’re not telling me stuff. Or responding to stuff. I mean. It’s cool if you are. Just tell me, dude. We have to communicate.”
“I’m not on drugs,” I say, gruff. “Jesus.”
“Well then maybe tell me what you know? And like how much I’m gonna get paid? And do I need a license to be on a food truck? And how do we do this?”
I suddenly hate Max with a passion.
“I don’t know anything,” I say. “Okay? Nothing. And I don’t know how much you’re gonna get paid.”
He screws his face up. “You are the single worst boss anyone in the world has ever had. You don’t know what you’re paying me? You don’t know whether we need a food license? What the fuck, dude? Let’s just get out of here. Damn.”
He walks away from me, and all the blood leaves my face, because the reality hits me. Of course we’re not going to make this work. You don’t just make a food truck work without knowing stuff like how to turn on a food truck. I’m an idiot. I sit down in the grass on the side of the truck, and I pull out my phone. I look up how to start a generator on a food truck. I see some diagrams. A lot of them are for newer trucks that have buttons this one doesn’t have. There was just this handle. I see one with a handle, and it tells me to flip a switch in the back and pull. I stand up, approach it like I’m approaching a horse I want to ride, and follow the directions.
It whirs to life.
I walk around to Max, who is sitting in the driver’s seat,