Midnight Tides & The Bonehunters - By Steven Erikson Page 0,229

shrieks of iron, And the vast wheels breaking free and bursting Through the thick walls, and the washing women Downstream the foam at their thighs looked up To see their granite doom rolling down – Not a wrinkle left, not a stain survived, and old Misker, perched on Ribble the Mule, well the mule Knew its place as it bolted and leapt head-first Down the well, but poor old Misker hugged the Draw pail on its rope and so swung clear, to Skin his knees on the round's cobbles and swear Loud, the boisterous breath preceding the fateful Descent of toothy death the gear wheel, tall as any Man but far taller than Misker (even perched on His mule) and that would not be hard once it was Done with him, why the rat – oh, did I forget to Mention the rat?

Excerpt from The Rat's Tail (the cause of it all)

Chant Prip

Stumbling in the gloom, the drunk had fallen into the canal. Tehol had mostly lost sight of him from his position at the edge of the roof, but he could hear splashing and curses, and the scrabbling against the rings set in the stone wall.

Sighing, Tehol glanced over at the nameless guard Brys had sent. Or one of them, at least. The three brothers looked pretty much identical, and none had given their names. Nothing outward or obvious to impress or inspire fear. And, by the unwavering cast of their lipless, eye-slitted expressions, sadly unqualified as welcome company.

'Can your friends tell you apart?' Tehol enquired, then frowned. 'What a strange question to ask of a man. But you must be used to strange questions, since people will assume you were somewhere when you weren't, or, rather, not you, but the other yous, each of whom could be anywhere. It now occurs to me that saying nothing is a fine method for dealing with such confusion, to which each of you have agreed to as the proper response, unless you are the same amongst yourselves, in which case it was a silent agreement. Always the best kind.'

The drunk, far below, was climbing from the canal, swearing in more languages than Tehol believed existed. 'Will you listen to that? Atrocious. To hear such no doubt foul words uttered with such vehemence – hold on, that's no drunk, that's my manservant!' Tehol waved and shouted, 'Bugg! What are you doing down there? Is this what I pay you for?'

The sodden manservant was looking upward, and he yelled something back that Tehol could not make out. 'What? What did you say?'

'You – don't – pay – me!'

'Oh, tell everyone, why don't you!'

Tehol watched as Bugg made his way to the bridge and crossed, then disappeared from view behind the nearby buildings. 'How embarrassing. Time's come for a serious talk with dear old Bugg.'

Sounds from below, more cursing. Then creaking from the ladder.

Bugg's mud-smeared head and face rose into view.

'Now,' Tehol said, hands on hips, 'I'm sure I sent you off to do something important, and what do you do? Go falling into the canal. Was that on the list of tasks? I think not.'

'Are you berating me, master?'

'Yes. What did you think?'

'More effective, I believe, had you indeed sent me off to do something important. As it was, I was on a stroll, mesmerized by moonlight—'

'Don't step there! Back! Back!'

Alarmed, Bugg froze, then edged away.

'You nearly crushed Ezgara! And could he have got out of the way? I think not!' Tehol moved closer and knelt beside the insect making its slow way across the roof's uneven surface. 'Oh, look, you startled it!'

'How can you tell?' Bugg asked.

'Well, it's reversed direction, hasn't it? That must be startling, I would imagine.'

'You know, master, it was a curio – I didn't think you would make it a pet.'

'That's because you're devoid of sentiment, Bugg. Whereas Ezgara here is doubly—'

'Ovoid?'

'Charmingly so.' Tehol glanced over at the guard, who was staring back at him as was his wont. 'And this man agrees. Or, if not him, then his brothers. Why, one let Ezgara crawl all over his face, and he didn't even blink!'

'How did Ezgara manage to get onto his face, master?'

'And down the other's jerkin, not a flinch. These are warm-hearted men, Bugg, look well upon them and learn.'

'I shall, master.'

'Now, did you enjoy your swim?'

'Not particularly.'

'A misstep, you say?'

'I thought I heard someone whisper my name—'

'Shurq Elalle?'

'No.'

'Harlest Eberict? Kettle? Chief Investigator Rucket? Champion Ormly?'

'No.'

'Might you have been imagining things?'

'Quite possibly. For example, I believe I