Maybe You Should Talk to Someon - Lori Gottlieb Page 0,4

for the morning.

He’ll also leave love notes on your desk, hold your hand and open doors, and never complain about being dragged to family events because he genuinely enjoys hanging out with your relatives, even the nosy or elderly ones. For no reason at all, he’ll send you Amazon packages full of books (books being the equivalent of flowers to you), and at night you’ll both curl up and read passages from them aloud to each other, pausing only to make out. While you’re binge-watching Netflix, he’ll rub that spot on your back where you have mild scoliosis, and when he stops, and you nudge him, he’ll continue rubbing for exactly sixty more delicious seconds before he tries to weasel out without your noticing (you’ll pretend not to notice). He’ll let you finish his sandwiches and sentences and sunscreen and listen so attentively to the details of your day that, like your personal biographer, he’ll remember more about your life than you will.

If this portrait sounds skewed, it is. There are many ways to tell a story, and if I’ve learned anything as a therapist, it’s that most people are what therapists call “unreliable narrators.” That’s not to say that they purposely mislead. It’s more that every story has multiple threads, and they tend to leave out the strands that don’t jibe with their perspectives. Most of what patients tell me is absolutely true—from their current points of view. Ask about somebody’s spouse while they’re both still in love, then ask about that same spouse post-divorce, and each time, you’ll get only half the story.

What you just heard about Boyfriend? That was the good half.

And now for the bad: It’s ten o’clock on a weeknight. We’re in bed, talking, and we’ve just decided which movie tickets to preorder for the weekend when Boyfriend goes strangely silent.

“You tired?” I ask. We’re both working single parents in our mid-forties, so ordinarily an exhausted silence would mean nothing. Even when we aren’t exhausted, sitting in silence together feels peaceful, relaxing. But if silence can be heard, tonight’s silence sounds different. If you’ve ever been in love, you know the kind of silence I’m talking about: silence on a frequency only your significant other can perceive.

“No,” he says. It’s one syllable but his voice shakes subtly, followed by more unsettling silence. I look over at him. He looks back. He smiles, I smile, and a deafening silence descends again, broken only by the rustling sound his twitching foot is making under the covers. Now I’m alarmed. In my office I can sit through marathon silences, but in my bedroom I last no more than three seconds.

“Hey, is something up?” I ask, trying to sound casual, but it’s a rhetorical question if ever there was one. The answer is obviously yes, because in the history of the world, nothing reassuring has ever followed this question. When I see couples in therapy, even if the initial response is no, in time the true answer is revealed to be some variation of I’m cheating, I maxed out the credit cards, my aging mother is coming to live with us, or I’m not in love with you anymore.

Boyfriend’s response is no exception.

He says: “I’ve decided that I can’t live with a kid under my roof for the next ten years.”

I’ve decided that I can’t live with a kid under my roof for the next ten years?

I burst out laughing. I know there’s nothing funny about what Boyfriend has said, but given that we’re planning to spend our lives together and I have an eight-year-old, it sounds so ridiculous that I decide it has to be a joke.

Boyfriend says nothing, so I stop laughing. I look at him. He looks away.

“What in the world are you talking about? What do mean, you can’t live with a kid for the next ten years?”

“I’m sorry,” he says.

“Sorry for what?” I ask, still catching up. “You mean you’re serious? You don’t want to be together?”

He explains that he does want to be together, but now that his teenagers are leaving for college soon, he’s come to realize that he doesn’t want to wait another ten years for the nest to be empty.

My jaw drops. Literally. I feel it open and hang in the air for a while. This is the first I’m hearing of this, and it takes a minute before my jaw is able to snap back into position so I can speak. My head is saying, Whaaaaaat? but my mouth