pipes that run down into their throats carry a kind of nutrient sludge made of ground-up silage and grass and rainwater or whatever else it is in Emolus’ name that they put in it. I think some of the other cables help keep the meat healthy, taking the place of exercise. But those boys with the chemiostatic rods help too. They shock the meat all day long, stimulating whatever it is they stimulate.”
“We eat that?”
“Every day. You pay a pretty gryph for real beef these days. But not even the butchers know the difference. Only the major distribution points get whole carcasses. They cut it up from there and send it to the markets and meat stores. As the High King you get a choice very few people get: meat or beef.”
“Does it . . .” Caliph struggled, “Does it feel?”
“Seems to. But it doesn’t think as far as we know. All it’s got is a spinal column that runs involuntary muscles and the like. No brain. Think of it as one big chicken breast. No gizzard. No neck. No wings.”
“I don’t like it.”
Vhortghast shrugged with apathy Caliph was growing accustomed to. “Like I said . . . we have to eat. The alternative is grim. The upside is that when Freja Din orders a rare steak before the opera tonight only you and I know what she’s really getting.”
Caliph found little humor in the truth. “So how long has this been going on? Does all this . . . meat . . . just feed Isca?”
“Gods no. This is a huge operation. Why do you think the secret rail goes straight to Malgôr Hangar? We pack whole carcasses in refrigerated canisters and fly them to distribution points from Vale Briar to Mortrm. This has been happening for nearly twenty years now. Odds are you ate some meat when you were living in Candleshine.”
Caliph nodded.
“I suppose if it killed you it would defeat the purpose.”
“Exactly. It’s actually pretty tasty. Lean, tender . . . I guess the downside is that Mrs. Din won’t even get a stomachache.”
Caliph had an immediate gut instinct to terminate the whole clandestine industry. But obviously terminating the industry would mean catastrophic famine—if Vhortghast was telling the truth, which Caliph felt just as strongly, though unfoundedly, that he was.
“So why show all of this to me?”
“Because you’ll see the paperwork, even though it will be itemized as something else and it takes a lot of money to run this place. Now that you know what it is, you won’t throw a fit when the quarterly losses are deducted from the treasury.”
“We lose money on this?” Caliph couldn’t believe the growing bad news.
Vhortghast nodded. “Not as much as we would raising cattle in the mountains. But look at the technology! That’s not a low-maintenance operation on the other side of this glass.”
“How . . . do they—er, multiply?”
Vhortghast shook his head and made the southern hand sign for no all at the same time.
“That my friend, you do not want to know.”
It had been a day filled with surprises, just as Gadriel promised.
After learning the disconcerting source of Stonehold’s protein Caliph had finally gone to dinner. Then had come the dark gaudy maelstrom of the Murkbell Opera House featuring a Pplarian love story about a four-armed sorcerer trying to seduce a young girl into his mansion on the moor.
Following the show, Vhortghast rode silently in the carriage while Caliph stared out at the moving panorama of cubist patterns: shadows and pipes and sickly orange landings where lovers groped or children sat playing with dead things they had tortured during the day.
A man with a lantern pushed his wheeled umbrella cart over the slick cobbles.
Finally, they reached King’s Road and entered the Hold close to midnight. The drawbridge was still down, torches guttering brightly, waiting for the High King’s return.
As soon as the carriage rattled over, the huge wooden bridge groaned up behind them, securing the castle from anything not brave enough to enter the cold watchful waters of the moat. Amid the silt and spongy bones of former criminals, Vortghast assured him that multieyed creatures sulked and waited.
When the carriage finally stopped, Vhortghast stepped out as Ngyumuh held the door. The Pandragonian watched closely as Caliph left the carriage.
“I’ll see you early tomorrow morning,” said Vhortghast. We’ll be meeting the Blue General for tea in Ironside before touring the armada.”
Caliph restrained a sigh. He waved halfheartedly as the spymaster departed. When he arrived in his room, he