polka-dot dress with puffed sleeves, and Grenson boots. ‘It’s your personality in textile form. Sweet and appealing with a hard punchline.’
I should’ve asked Susie if I delivered the punchline or if I was the punchline.
Phil sets a coffee down for me this morning and says:
‘Your friend. It was a cremation?’
I nod. There’s been no discussion among my friends of who collects the urn. Ed might’ve quietly gone and done it. Bloody Ed.
‘Johnny Depp paid for his mate’s ashes to be put in a rocket. Cost him three million, the silly sausage.’
Lucy and Seth look up and hold their breath, to see if I react badly to this. Classic Phil.
‘Did he?’ I say, conversationally. ‘We didn’t stretch to that.’
Lucy and Seth visibly relax.
‘Seems odd to me, firing remains over a field,’ Phil says.
‘I suppose people scatter ashes in all sorts of scenic places. Arguably just a more dramatic delivery system?’
‘Good point.’
I find Phil’s brash manner strangely soothing. Not for him the eggshell-walking that most others give the newly bereaved. He had that subdued first week – possibly influenced by the fact he was the one to find me after the news, and saw its effect on me – but, funeral past, had judged it to be business as usual. Which I guess it is. Phil is what my mum calls ‘a wind-up’.
He’s squinting at Wikipedia on his monitor now.
‘Oh, my mistake, it was a cannon. Rich people, eh? They’re a different country.’
Ed’s peppered my phone with attempts to contact me since our showdown. I’ve managed to hold him off – without too much suspicion from Justin that something specific is afoot – by saying I want time to myself to come to terms with the new world order, and the pub quiz cannot be contemplated for the time being. Hester no doubt thinks I’m sulking. Oh, and Ed had to go on a week-long school trip, so that helped – he lost a week to shepherding truculent pre teens round Chichester.
But I know that clock’s going to run out soon, and my avoidance of them all will be classed as worrying, rather than self-care.
Once Ed’s back from the trip he calls, he texts asking if we can chat, he calls again, he WhatsApps, asking if I’m going to ignore him indefinitely.
Halfway through the morning, my WhatsApp blips with Ed again. I open the message and scroll through a large amount of text.
Alright, this is a long one for WhatsApp and I only have seven minutes before the next lesson starts, but – I get why you are very, very angry and very, very shaken, Eve. But part of that might come from not knowing much about what happened, beyond the stark main fact. If you don’t want to give me the chance to explain because you don’t think I deserve the chance, I get that. I think you might feel better having heard me out though, and you get to give me a no holds barred response too. I’m not pretending this is selfless, there’s plenty of self-interest in here too. I hate that you think this badly of me, and I hate not having my best mate around at the worst time in my life. Which is what you are. Not Hester, not Justin. Not Susie. You’re my best friend and if that still means anything, then let’s at least discuss this. That’s probably shameful emotional blackmail, I’m too ragged to judge at this point. It’s also the truth. Ed. X
I’m not sure telling me I’m his fondest ever friendzoning is the winning suit he thinks it is.
After an hour of knocking back black coffee like it’s hard liquor, I force myself to message Ed back.
I’ve been going back and forth, over and over, what I say or do next, and I still don’t know.
My only firm conclusion is: if I hadn’t wanted this conversation with Ed, I shouldn’t have sounded off at Susie’s wake. (Her wake? Wakes are for the dead.)
And there’s a glaring problem with holding Ed to account for this – Becky’s letter showed Susie knew how I felt. If Susie knew, then she and Ed must’ve discussed it. The fact neither of them told me proves something was said. How far do I pursue the humiliation of getting Ed to spell it out? We agreed that as you’re patently a lovesick wreck …
Yet their knowledge is central to my betrayal, can’t raise one without the other. I don’t know how to navigate that.