The Vampire Who Played Dead(2)

"Oh."

More silence. Rain slanted diagonally across my window. Who has seen the wind, I thought, neither you nor I.

"Do you find people?" he asked.

"Yes," I said.

"How much do you, um, charge to find someone?"

I set the donut aside and leaned forward on my elbows.

"Two tacos," I said.

"Two what?"

"Two tacos and maybe a burrito."

He actually laughed. The sound was muffled, as if he were talking in a closet, or under covers. I figured maybe both. More likely a bathroom, though.

"My mom was killed," he said.

"I'm sorry to hear that."

"She was killed two years ago."

"I'm sorry," I said again.

"Why do you keep saying that?"

"Because no boy should be without his mother."

There was a pause and I heard a choking sound on the other end. He muffled the phone so that I couldn't hear him cry but he didn't do a very good job of it and I heard the deep sobs and the pain and the immense heartache. As he wept I thought of my boy, but I did not cry. I would not cry with the young man on the phone. Alone, yes. But not now.

I waited for him to get hold of himself and when he finally did, I asked him if there was anything I could do to help him. He sniffled some more, and told me his tale.

And what a tale it was.

Chapter Two

I was at Astro's Burgers in Silver Lake. I had just sat down and ordered an orange juice when Detective Hammer, my cop friend, stepped into the restaurant. He spotted me and came over.

"You're late," I said as Hammer sat.

"I'm a homicide detective with the Los Angeles Police Department. You're lucky I even give you the time of day."

"Private eyes are people, too," I said.

"Yeah, but they ain't real cops." He waved the waitress over and put in his order. A milkshake, fries and double cheeseburger.

"Should I call 911 now?" I asked.

"You better hope I don't keel over; otherwise, you would be minus your only cop friend in Los Angeles."

"I can always make another cop friend."

Hammer snorted. "Not you, pal. You can barely look a waitress in the eye."

"I'm shy. You know that."