huge-ass SUV in the parking lot—no, two. Why should I expect that they’d ridden together?
My jaw dropped. A black helicopter sat in the back parking lot of the Rogue Unicorn, its blades spinning down slowly from a light whine to near-complete silence.
The leafblower had wings.
8. SECRET AGENT MAN
In shock, I descended the stairs, watching the set of counter-rotating, oddly spaced blades slowly come to a stop. The helicopter was simultaneously sweeping and angular, landing gear curving back from its nose in a horseshoe, tail swooping up like a fin, making it look like a giant metal Shamu carved from matte black panels that ate up all the light.
Then I noticed the same Fed logo I’d seen at City Hall, black on black, embossed on the helicopter’s side in a slightly shiny effect similar to what you get if you push the levels too far on Photoshop… and leaning against the ‘copter, next to the logo, was the same dark-suited Fed.
“Miss Frost?” the Fed said, detaching himself from the ‘copter. People in movies duck when stepping under a chopper’s blades, but he just strolled forward, letting the wind tousle his wavy brown hair. “Special Agent Philip Davidson. We met at Atlanta Homicide, but didn’t really get a chance to speak. I was told you would be expecting me?”
He extended his hand, and I stared down at it, not sure what I was seeing was real. His suit was tailored from a fabric whose sheen somehow matched the ‘copter’s hide, and his well-trimmed goatee still reminded me of Johnny Depp or maybe Spock’s evil twin. His sunglasses were straight out of the Matrix, and I swear if he’d had a tie with a horizontal tie tack I’d have started calling him “Agent Smith.” But he exuded a gentle sincerity, staring up at me with an easy directness I rarely saw in shorter men. His surprisingly delicate hands were warm, his handshake firm.
“In not so many words, but yes,” I said. “Rand said something about it.”
“I would have made an appointment,” he said, in a voice as warm and firm as his hands, “but since we were in the neighborhood I thought I’d drop by and hope you were on your break.”
Abruptly the twin sets of counter-rotating blades whined and folded up, closing like two Chinese fans and tucking themselves back over the body of the craft until it was narrow and compact enough to fit in the width of a single parking space.
“You decided to drop by in that?” I asked. “Really?”
“Budget cuts,” he said, spreading his hands—as if budget cuts explained anything. “Ever since we lost one in Iraq it’s been harder and harder to justify spending money on Shadowhawks, so the brass took them public and is playing up their silent-running so we can market them to local law enforcement. One of its features is the ability to land quietly in a restricted space—so I told the pilot to land here, kill two birds with one stone.”
Suddenly I could see an APD officer inside the copter talking to the pilot—no one I knew through Rand, but clearly high ranking and highly interested.
I laughed out loud. “Secret-agent-man, now copter-salesman- man—”
“It wasn’t my idea,” he said, mouth quirking up in an embarrassed smile that made him seem even less ‘agent’ and even more ‘human’. “They’re fun, but personally, I drive a Prius.”
“Riiight,” I said. “Well, as it so happens I’ve made an appointment for my break, but I don’t want you to have wasted all the gas on this trip. What can I do for you?”
“Based on your comments last night, I believe you can help our investigation into the murder. I had hoped to ask you a whole series of questions,” he said, calmly staring up at me, radiating disapproval without dropping into an accusatory tone. “Is this appointment of yours something that can’t wait?”
“Yes, it’s urgent, and a friend is doing me a favor,” I said. Suddenly, inspiration struck me. “Hang on. You don’t happen to have a picture of the victim’s tattoo on you?”
“Why?” I expected him to say ‘yes’ or ‘no’ or play neutral, but he had a cheerful directness that was hard not to like, and when he pursed his lips thoughtfully I felt like I could stare at his lips all day. Then they moved. “It is evidence, you know.”
“I’m seeing a graphomancer,” I said. “Maybe she could shed some light on it—more information about what the mark does, or who did the design.”