Fight Song A Novel - By Joshua Mohr Page 0,33
can tell them apart.”
“Then why’s she in a chlorinated pool, genius?”
“Please go, Bob,” Jane says, still treading water.
“But I have something for you.”
“We’ll talk after I go for the record. Give me these days to train, please.”
“What I have for you won’t wait that long,” Coffen says.
“Then it’s not that important,” she says, coughing a bit from swallowing some pool water.
“That’s your fault,” Gotthorm says to Bob. “We don’t cough. We don’t break the flow of our gait until you arrive. We are a sea creature until you barge in.”
Jane isn’t looking. In fact, her eyes are closed. She seems to be done coughing, seems to be trying to find her center again.
“You go away,” says Gotthorm. “Let us glide with the turtles. Let us drift in a current.”
“I have something for Jane that’s none of your business.”
“Until we go for the record, everything is my business.”
“I’m leaving these tickets with the Cro-Magnon, Jane,” Coffen says, handing over the tickets to Björn’s next gig to Gotthorm. “It’s the magician’s intermediate show. You were right. He can help us. I really want to go back and see. I want to fix us.”
Jane doesn’t open her eyes or answer.
“Did you hear me?” Bob asks.
“An eel can’t hear a fool bellow from the shore,” Gotthorm says. “A mollusk has no use for your codes of language.” Then Gotthorm tucks the tickets in the front of his Speedo, dangerously close to the bulge, leaving only a short tongue of the tickets hanging out the top, like they’re a couple of dollar bills wedged in a G-string at a strip club.
“Can you not get your genital warts all over those?” Coffen asks.
Gotthorm turns his back on Bob, focusing his attention on the pool, on Jane. Her eyes are still closed and she puckers her lips as she exhales big breaths.
“The show is on Sunday night,” Bob says. “It will only take a couple of hours. It won’t affect you going for the record on Monday. It might help. It might make you feel even mentally lighter if we’re in a really good place as a couple.”
Her eyes snap open, but she doesn’t say anything.
Coffen tries to take that as a sign, but what does it mean?
Jane’s lips still puckering as she breathes out.
Bob stands and watches for a few seconds, wordless.
She is beautiful, treading water there.
Fro-yo hell
The fro-yo shop is a swarming mess of children and unhappy parents. It’s crammed with the aftermath of Saturday-afternoon soccer games; screaming teammates and rabid enemies now congregate here high on endorphins. They’re either ecstatic with winning—To the victors go the fro-yo spoils!—or surly, grass-stained losers in need of sugary consolations to salve their suburban wounds of defeat.
There’s a line of people out the door, waiting to order. The crowd is getting restless, collectively unimpressed with the amount of staff present to dispense this frozen elixir. Only one teenage girl toils behind the counter and she’s overwhelmed. Surely, this isn’t the first Saturday, post-soccer frenzy, so where are her coworkers? She’s back there in a frothy fit, wearing a pink polo shirt and pink visor. Coffen can tell she’s doing her best; he can clearly see that, and her effort makes him patient. He decides right then to stuff $5 in her tip jar.
“My manager had to go home early,” the girl says to Bob, after he asks about her lone presence on such a popular shift. “She says she can’t be nice to people today because Mercury is in major retrograde.”
“I guess that makes sense,” Coffen says.
Margot wants boysenberry swirled with French vanilla. Brent wants Dutch chocolate with gummy bears and crumbled Oreos as toppings. They seem intimidated by their soccer-clad colleagues. Neither has said a word since entering this congested fro-yo hell, both buried in their online lives. Maybe Bob should suggest organized team activities to them, see if they like getting grass stains all their own.
Schumann says he wants nothing except the chance to once more prove himself on the battlefield with the magician. Kids and parents alike stare at his football uniform.
“Let it go,” Bob says to him.
“I hate losing.”
“We didn’t lose.”
“Coach would tell me I lost. He’d say, ‘You let me down, boy.’ He’d say, ‘How are you going to redeem your lackluster effort?’”
“And what would you say?”
“I would speak with ruthless actions,” says Schumann.
They drop Margot and Brent off at home. Coffen guides them inside the house. Erma sees him and motors over to block his path in the foyer. “That’s far enough,”