"You want to interrogate and embarrass him. Not to mention me."
"That's what dating is all about. If your date can stand the questions and the parental embarrassment, then he's all yours," my dad teased.
"It's not fair! Do you want to come with us, too?"
"Yes," they both replied.
"This is hideous! It's the biggest night of my life, and you're going to ruin it!"
I heard a car pulling into the driveway. "He's here!" I screamed, peering out the window. "You guys have to be cool!" I said, running around frantically. "Channel those hippie days for me, please! Think about love beads and Joni Mitchell. Think bell-bottoms and incense, not golf pants and china," I begged. "And nothing about cemeteries!"
I wanted this night to be perfect, like it was my wedding day. But I felt like a bride who suddenly wished she had eloped.
Now that my parents were going to meet my date, my hands began to shake. I was hoping he wouldn't freak out sitting on their perky pastel furniture.
When the doorbell rang, I dashed to greet him. Alexander looked amazing. He was wearing a glossy, chic black three-piece suit and a red silk tie. He looked like one of the billion-dollar basketball players that I see on television interviews. He held a box wrapped in flowered paper.
"Wow!" he said, looking me over. My father nodded to me to put on the sports coat with a scolding eye. Instead I draped it over a chair.
"I should have worn a knit hat or snow boots," he said awkwardly. "I didn't really keep with the theme."
"Forget it! You'll be the best-looking guy there," I complimented, pulling him into the living room. "These are my parents, Sarah and Paul Madison."
"It's wonderful to meet both of you," Alexander said nervously, extending his hand.
"We've heard so much about you." My mother glowed, taking his hand.
I gave her a cold stare.
"Please sit down," she went on. "Would you like something to drink?"
"No, thank you." "Make yourself comfortable," my dad said, motioning to the sofa, and settled into his beige recliner.
Uh-oh. I'd never had a guy over before. I could feel my dad taking full advantage. The "goals" inquisition. I prayed it went quickly.
"So, Alexander, how are you finding our town?"
"It's been great since I met Raven," he answered politely and smiled at me.
"So how did you two meet since you don't attend school? Raven neglected to tell us that part."
Oh, no! I started to squirm in my chair.
"Well, I guess we just ran into each other. I mean, it was just one of those things, the right place at the right time. Like they say, everything is about timing and luck. And I'd have to say that I have been very lucky since I met your daughter."
My dad glared at him.
"Oh, no, that's not what I meant," Alexander added.
He turned to me, his ghostlike face bright red. I tried not to laugh.
"What do your parents do exactly? They aren't in town much, are they?"
"My father is an art dealer. He has galleries in Romania, London, and New York."
"That sounds very exciting."
"It's great, but he's never home," Alexander said. "He's always flying around somewhere."