Elf Defence (Adventures in Aguillon #2) - Lisa Henry
Chapter One
“To be fair,” Benji said as Duke Klaus of Tournel plummeted down the side of the tower and hit the ground with a sickening splat, “that was mostly gravity's fault.”
Calarian leaned over the edge of the tower and inspected the impact zone far, far below. He wrinkled his nose in distaste. “This is a terrible beginning to this quest!”
Benji shrugged and inspected his fingernails, squinting in the sunlight.
Calarian sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose.
“Go to Tournel,” Quinn had said. “They’re the victim of mountain troll attacks, and the duke has asked for our assistance. Find out what’s happening, and report back to us.”
“Oh, and Calarian?” Loth had added in a tone far too casual to ring entirely true. “Why not take Benji with you?”
Calarian loved quests. He’d been playing Houses and Humans since he was a child, but the shine had somewhat worn off the game since he’d helped rescue Loth and Quinn from a dank cell and restored them to the throne of Aguillon after defeating Lord Doom. Well, he’d restored one of them, and the other one had just gone along for the ride. The point was, Calarian was much more interested in real quests these days, so an adventure with besieged dukes and rampaging mountain trolls? That had definitely piqued his interest even if, as Benji said, it made him a bootlicker and a class traitor for taking orders off parasitic human kings who only existed to prop up a corrupt feudalistic system that oppressed the working people and whose heads would be the first on pikes when the revolution came.
Benji tended to talk like that a lot.
In retrospect, Calarian wasn’t at all surprised that Loth and Quinn had wanted him to take Benji with him. Especially since Benji kept loudly insisting that he didn’t even want to live at the palace and was only staying to ensure Loth and Quinn didn’t devolve into despotic warlords who had been corrupted by power, and it definitely wasn’t because the beds were soft and the food was good and Calarian was there, and anyone who said that was the real reason was a liar.
Everything had gone well, at first. They’d taken a week to get from Callier, the capital of Aguillon, to Tournel. Duke Klaus, a hearty old man with fluffy white hair and a welcoming smile, had been very happy to receive them. He’d filled them in on the strange mountain troll attacks, and personally escorted them up to the top of the tower, where he’d leaned out to show them exactly where the last mountain troll had collided with the keep—which was right when Benji had sneezed behind him, causing him to overbalance and, well, splat.
And here they were.
“It could be worse,” Benji offered. He didn’t seem nearly bothered enough by the dead duke spread beneath them, in Calarian’s opinion.
“Worse? How could it possibly be worse?” Calarian demanded.
“Well, he could have grabbed my hand and taken me with him, and that would have been a real loss,” Benji said.
Calarian wondered for a split second if it was too late to shove Benji over the edge, but restrained himself. Collectivist anarchists didn’t, as a rule, murder members of their own collective. Besides, Benji did have certain redeeming features.
He pushed down his murderous impulses and said, “You know we were just supposed to help him with his mountain troll problem?”
Benji glanced over the edge of the parapet, and then back at Calarian. “Well then, we’ve succeeded. I mean, he doesn’t have a mountain troll problem anymore, does he?”
“Benji, you killed the duke.”
Benji held up his finger. “Accidentally! And I do actually feel a little bit bad about that.”
“Do you?”
Benji chewed his lower lip. “I mean, he seemed nice. For an oppressor of the people.”
“You don’t even like people!”
“That’s also true,” Benji said. He flicked a shank of black hair over his shoulder. “I don’t even like people, and I’m still fighting for their rights. That’s so selfless of me. I’m actually amazing.”
“You are amazingly full of shit!”
Benji looked genuinely taken aback. “What’s your problem, Calarian?”
Calarian rolled his eyes. “My problem, Ebenjilarian, is that our quest is to help the duke, and you just killed him! How are we meant to explain that, exactly?”
“Well... he must have been some sort of villain. It’s a well-known fact that villains generally hurtle off cliffs or towers to their deaths. It’s a rule.”
“He wasn’t a villain! He was nice! We met him at Loth and Quinn’s wedding, remember?”