Dear Daddy, Please Spank Me - Chara Croft Page 0,7
a bunch of likes but still tame enough not to ruffle the feathers of all the self-proclaimed internet police out there who’d report it to YouTube for content violations, then proceed to ignore all notifications from the Cuffd app and move on with my life.
True, hookup apps were my main source of cock these days, but not one like Cuffd. The last thing I needed was some scary leather daddy making me lick his boot or handcuffing me to a bed and going all fifty shades on me, when all I was looking for was a good no-strings dicking to take the edge off.
When I’d told Nichol about today’s challenge, needing some help but also figuring we’d both get a good laugh, she’d been disturbingly enthusiastic for some reason. She seemed to think I might actually find some kind of earth-shattering, just-what-I’d-always-been-missing sex through an app like that, but oh hell no. I’d shut that shit down fast… even if I had let her talk me into filling out the profile with legit answers instead of loading it down with bullshit like I’d originally planned. That was just to humor her, though. Besides, on a kinky app like that one? I’m sure my actual profile answers—which had been way too fucking honest to ever share with Dev since I’d actually set it up during a late night alcohol-fueled skype call with Nichol, me oversharing like I always did with her and only her, and her doing all the typing—wouldn’t interest the kind of guy who actually used something like Cuffd.
“Ready?” Dev asked as soon as he had Cuffd’s homepage up on the monitor I had hooked up to the screenshare software. “What username did you use?”
“Dude, what do you think? Same as my channel. Like I told you, consistency is branding gold.”
“Okay,” he said, making me roll my eyes because nope, he didn’t get it. “Just… A… Pretty… Face,” he said out loud as he typed in each word of my user name.
My profile came up, pics courtesy of some of the better thumbnails from my channel. Not exactly what I’d have used if I’d actually been looking to hook up on the app, but then again, I wasn’t. Gotta give anyone who viewed it the chance to make the connection with my channel, though. Like, subscribe, and bump me up in the algos. Branding. Branding. Branding. It never ended, and either Dev would eventually get it, or else this new YouTube channel of his that he was trying to build up would end up just another one of the millions that got lost in the shuffle… and not to be a bitch, but I knew which outcome I’d put my money on.
“Aw, that’s cute.” He pointed to the little Santa head bobbing in the upper corner of my Cuffd profile screen. “This it?”
“Yep,” I said, since I’d already poked around the site with Nichol the other night to be sure I knew my way around.
He clicked on Santa, then read out loud: “Wishing for a Dominant of your own this Christmas?
Send a letter to Santa with a wishlist describing your perfect match, and we’ll share it with our Santa Doms and Dommes here at Cuffd. If one of them fits your list, they’ll message you back with a simple question: Have you been naughty or nice this year?”
Dev and I had already talked about how to script the video. After my standard intro and the lead-in to today’s challenge, he’d read that on camera, and then we’d banter back and forth as I “came up with” my own letter and end with a tease that would hopefully generate a shit-ton of comments and interaction, since that was what the algorithms got the biggest boners for.
I'd be going with something along the lines of “Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is a hot Daddy to spank my ass until I cream.”
I wasn’t actually into older guys, but I had to go with some kind of kink due to the nature of the app, and I sure as hell wasn’t going to put something out there about getting tied up or whipped. Besides, all that Daddy shit was hot right now, so I figured it would play well… especially since it tied in perfectly with a frequent theme in the comments on my workout videos: my ass.
I smirked. Five hundred squats a day, every day, bitches. Who wouldn’t want to spank it?
Besides, a fuck up like me? If I had