Dead as a doornail - By Charlaine Harris Page 0,34
at my black pumps. I struggled with my warring instincts. They seemed about equally strong. One said, “You’re at a funeral. Don’t make a scene. Alcide has been good to you, and it wouldn’t hurt you to do this for him.” The other said, “Alcide helped you in Jackson because he was trying to get his dad out of trouble with the vampires. Now, again, he’s willing to involve you in something dangerous to help his dad out.” The first voice chipped in, “He knew Debbie was bad. He tried to pull away from her, and then he abjured her.” The second said, “Why’d he love a bitch like Debbie in the first place? Why’d he even consider sticking with her when he had clear evidence she was evil? No one else has suggested she had spellcasting power. This ‘spellcasting’ thing is a cheap excuse.” I felt like Linda Blair in the The Exorcist, with her head whirling around on her neck.
Voice number one won out. I put my hand on Alcide’s crooked elbow and we went up the stairs and into the church.
The pews were full of regular people. The front three rows on both sides had been saved for the pack. But the tall man, who would stand out anywhere, sat in the back row. I caught a glimpse of his big shoulders before I had to pay strict attention to the pack ceremony. The two Furnan children, cute as the dickens, went solemnly down to the front pew on the right of the church. Then Alcide and I entered, preceding the two candidates for packmaster. This seating ceremony was oddly like a wedding, with Alcide and me being the best man and maid of honor. Jackson and Christine and Patrick and Libby Furnan would enter like the parents of the bride and groom.
What the civilians made of this I don’t know.
I knew they were all staring, but I’m used to that. If being a barmaid will get you used to anything, it’s being looked over. I was dressed appropriately and I looked as good as I could make myself look, and Alcide had done the same, so let them stare. Alcide and I sat on the front row on the left side of the church, and moved in. I saw Patrick Furnan and his wife, Libby, enter the pew across the aisle. Then I looked back to see Jackson and Christine coming in slowly, looking fittingly grave. There was a slight flutter of heads and hands, a tiny buzz of whispers, and then Christine sidled into the pew, Jackson beside her.
The coffin, draped with an elaborately embroidered cloth, was wheeled up the aisle as we all stood, and then the somber service began.
After going through the litany, which Alcide showed me in the Prayer Book, the priest asked if anyone would like to say a few words about Colonel Flood. One of his Air Force friends went first and spoke of the colonel’s devotion to duty and his sense of pride in his command. One of his fellow church members took the next turn, praising the colonel’s generosity and applauding the time he’d spent balancing the church’s books.
Patrick Furnan left his pew and strode to the lectern. He didn’t do a good stride; he was too stout for that. But his speech was certainly a change from the elegies the two previous men had given. “John Flood was a remarkable man and a great leader,” Furnan began. He was a much better speaker than I’d expected. Though I didn’t know who’d written his remarks, it was someone educated. “In the fraternal order we shared, he was always the one who told us the direction we should take, the goal we should achieve. As he grew older, he remarked often that this was a job for the young.”
A right turn from eulogy to campaign speech. I wasn’t the only one who’d noticed this; all around me there were little movements, whispered comments.
Though taken aback by the reaction he’d aroused, Patrick Furnan plowed ahead. “I told John that he was the finest man for the job we’d ever had, and I still believe that. No matter who follows in his footsteps, John Flood will never be forgotten or replaced. The next leader can only hope to work as hard as John. I’ll always be proud that John put his trust in me more than once, that he even called me his right hand.” With those sentences, the Harley dealer