Dead as a doornail - By Charlaine Harris Page 0,32

somewhere between Alcide and his father. He was a thick-bodied man with a light brown crew cut and a very short beard shaved into a fancy shape. His suit was brown, too, and he’d had trouble buttoning the jacket. His companion was a pretty woman who believed in a lot of lipstick and jewelry. She had short brown hair, too, but it was highlighted with blond streaks and elaborately styled. Her heels were at least three inches high. I eyed the shoes with awe. I would break my neck if I tried to walk in them. But this woman maintained a smile and offered a good word to everyone who approached. Patrick Furnan was colder. His narrow eyes measured and assessed every Were in the gathering crowd.

“Tammy Faye, there, is his wife?” I asked Christine in a discreetly low tone.

Christine made a sound that I would have called snigger if it had issued from someone less patrician. “She does wear a lot of makeup,” Christine said. “Her name is Libby, actually. Yes, she’s his wife and a full-blooded Were, and they have two children. So he’s added to the pack.”

Only the oldest child would become a Were at puberty.

“What does he do for a living?” I asked.

“He owns a Harley-Davidson dealership,” Christine said.

“That’s a natural.” Weres tended to like motorcycles a lot.

Christine smiled, probably as close as she came to laughing out loud.

“Who’s the front-runner?” I’d been dumped into the middle of a game, and I needed to learn the rules. Later, I was going to let Alcide have it right between the eyes; but right now, I was going to get through the funeral, since that’s what I’d come for.

“Hard to say,” Christine murmured. “I wouldn’t have thrown in with either one, given a choice, but Jackson called on our old friendship, and I had to come down on his side.”

“That’s not nice.”

“No, but it’s practical,” she said, amused. “He needs all the support he can get. Did Alcide ask you to endorse his father?”

“No. I’d be completely ignorant of the situation if you hadn’t been kind enough to fill me in.” I gave her a nod of thanks.

“Since you’re not a Were—excuse me, honey, but I’m just trying to figure this out—what can you do for Alcide, I wonder? Why’d he drag you into this?”

“He’ll have to tell me that real soon,” I said, and if my voice was cold and ominous, I just didn’t care.

“His last girlfriend disappeared,” Christine said thoughtfully. “They were pretty on-again, off-again, Jackson tells me. If his enemies had something to do with it, you might watch your step.”

“I don’t think I’m in danger,” I said.

“Oh?”

But I’d said enough.

“Hmmmm,” Christine said after a long, thoughtful look at my face. “Well, she was too much of a diva for someone who isn’t even a Were.” Christine’s voice expressed the contempt the Weres feel for the other shifters. (“Why bother to change, if you can’t change into a wolf?” I’d heard a Were say once.)

My attention was caught by the dull gleam of a shaved head, and I stepped a bit to my left to have a better view. I’d never seen this man before. I would certainly have remembered him; he was very tall, taller than Alcide or even Eric, I thought. He had big shoulders and arms roped with muscle. His head and arms were the brown of a Caucasian with a real tan. I could tell, because he was wearing a sleeveless black silk tee tucked into black pants and shiny dress shoes. It was a nippy day at the end of January, but the cold didn’t seem to affect him at all. There was a definite space between him and the people around him.

As I looked at him, wondering, he turned and looked at me, as if he could feel my attention. He had a proud nose, and his face was as smooth as his shaved head. At this distance, his eyes looked black.

“Who is that?” I asked Christine, my voice a thread in the wind that had sprung up, tossing the leaves of the holly bushes planted around the church.

Christine darted a look at the man, and she must have known whom I meant, but she didn’t answer.

Regular people had gradually been filtering through the Weres, going up the steps and into the church. Now two men in black suits appeared at the doors. They crossed their hands in front of them, and the one on the right nodded at