Dead as a doornail - By Charlaine Harris Page 0,30
a shell of guilt, but it had just cracked and fallen apart. I was tired of being all angst-y over someone who would have killed me in a New York minute, someone who’d tried her best to cause my death. I would never have lain in wait to ambush Debbie, but I hadn’t been prepared to let her kill me just because it suited her to have me dead.
To hell with the whole subject. They’d find her, or they wouldn’t. No point in worrying about it either way.
Suddenly, I felt a lot better.
I heard a vehicle coming through the woods. Alcide was right on time. I expected to see his Dodge Ram, but to my surprise he was in a dark blue Lincoln. His hair was as smooth as it could be, which wasn’t very, and he was wearing a sober charcoal gray suit and a burgundy tie. I gaped at him through the window as he came up the stepping-stones to the front porch. He looked good enough to eat, and I tried not to giggle like an idiot at the mental image.
When I opened the door, he seemed equally stunned. “You look wonderful,” he said after a long stare.
“You, too,” I said, feeling almost shy.
“I guess we need to get going.”
“Sure, if we want to be there on time.”
“We need to be there ten minutes early,” he said.
“Why that, exactly?” I picked up my black clutch purse, glanced in the mirror to make sure my lipstick was still fresh, and locked the front door behind me. Fortunately, the day was just warm enough for me to leave my coat at home. I didn’t want to cover up my outfit.
“This is a Were funeral,” he said in a tone of significance.
“That’s different from a regular funeral how?”
“It’s a packmaster’s funeral, and that makes it more . . . formal.”
Okay, he’d told me that the day before. “How do you keep regular people from realizing?”
“You’ll see.”
I felt misgivings about the whole thing. “Are you sure I should be going to this?”
“He made you a friend of the pack.”
I remembered that, though at the time I hadn’t realized it was a title, the way Alcide made it sound now: Friend of the Pack.
I had an uneasy feeling that there was a lot more to know about Colonel Flood’s funeral ceremony. Usually I had more information than I could handle about any given subject, since I could read minds; but there weren’t any Weres in Bon Temps, and the other shifters weren’t organized like the wolves were. Though Alcide’s mind was hard to read, I could tell he was preoccupied with what was going to happen in the church, and I could tell he was worried about a Were named Patrick.
The service was being held at Grace Episcopal, a church in an older, affluent suburb of Shreveport. The church edifice was very traditional, built of gray stone, and topped with a steeple. There wasn’t an Episcopal church in Bon Temps, but I knew that the services were similar to those of the Catholic church. Alcide had told me that his father was attending the funeral, too, and that we’d come over from Bon Temps in his father’s car. “My truck didn’t look dignified enough for the day, my father thought,” Alcide said. I could tell that his father was foremost in Alcide’s thoughts.
“Then how’s your dad getting here?” I asked.
“His other car,” Alcide said absently, as if he weren’t really listening to what I was saying. I was a little shocked at the idea of one man owning two cars: In my experience, men might have a family car and a pickup, or a pickup and a four-wheeler. My little shocks for the day were just beginning. By the time we had reached I-20 and turned west, Alcide’s mood had filled up the car. I wasn’t sure what it was, but it involved silence.
“Sookie,” Alcide said abruptly, his hands tightening on the wheel until his knuckles were white.
“Yes?” The fact that bad stuff was coming into the conversation might as well have been written in blinking letters above Alcide’s head. Mr. Inner Conflict.
“I need to talk to you about something.”
“What? Is there something suspicious about Colonel Flood’s death?” I should have wondered! I chided myself. But the other shifters had been shot. A traffic accident was such a contrast.
“No,” Alcide said, looking surprised. “As far as I know, the accident was just an accident. The other guy ran a red light.”