Dead as a doornail - By Charlaine Harris Page 0,16
his. I cursed my carelessness once again. When he’d come back to thank me for keeping him, he’d roamed the house while I was busy until he’d come across the coat. “What did we do, Sookie? And to whom?”
“It was chicken blood. I killed a chicken and cooked it,” I lied. I’d seen my grandmother do that when I was little, many a time, but I’d never done it myself.
“Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as a ‘false,’ ” Eric said, shaking his head in a chiding way.
I was so startled I laughed. It was a good note on which to leave. I could see Charles Twining standing by the front door, thoroughly modern padded jacket at the ready. “Good-bye, Eric, and thanks for the bartender,” I said, as if Eric had loaned me some AA batteries or a cup of rice. He bent and brushed my cheek with his cool lips.
“Drive safely,” he said. “And stay away from Mickey. I need to find out why he’s in my territory. Call me if you have any problems with Charles.” (If the batteries are defective, or if the rice is full of worms.) Beyond him I could see the same woman was still sitting at the bar, the one who’d remarked that I was no maiden. She was obviously wondering what I had done to secure the attention of a vampire as ancient and attractive as Eric.
I often wondered the same thing.
4
THE DRIVE BACK to Bon Temps was pleasant. Vampires don’t smell like humans or act like humans, but they’re sure relaxing to my brain. Being with a vampire is almost as tension-free as being alone, except, of course, for the blood-sucking possibilities.
Charles Twining asked a few questions about the work for which he’d been hired and about the bar. My driving seemed to make him a little uneasy—though possibly his unease was due to simply being in a car. Some of the pre–Industrial Revolution vamps loathe modern transportation. His eye patch was on his left eye, on my side, which gave me the curious feeling I was invisible.
I’d run him by the vampire hostel where he’d been living so he could gather a few things. He had a sports bag with him, one large enough to hold maybe three days’ worth of clothes. He’d just moved into Shreveport, he told me, and hadn’t had time to decide where he would settle.
After we’d been on our way for about forty minutes, the vampire said, “And you, Miss Sookie? Do you live with your father and mother?”
“No, they’ve been gone since I was seven,” I said. Out of the corner of my eye, I caught a hand gesture inviting me to continue. “There was a whole lot of rain in a real short time one night that spring, and my dad tried to cross a little bridge that had water already over it. They got swept away.”
I glanced to my right to see that he was nodding. People died, sometimes suddenly and unexpectedly, and sometimes for very little reason. A vampire knew that better than anyone. “My brother and I grew up with my grandmother,” I said. “She died last year. My brother has my parents’ old house, and I have my grandmother’s.”
“Lucky to have a place to live,” he commented.
In profile, his hooked nose was an elegant miniature. I wondered if he cared that the human race had gotten larger, while he had stayed the same.
“Oh, yes,” I agreed. “I’m major lucky. I’ve got a job, I’ve got my brother, I’ve got a house, I’ve got friends. And I’m healthy.”
He turned to look at me full-face, I think, but I was passing a battered Ford pickup, so I couldn’t return his gaze. “That’s interesting. Forgive me, but I was under the impression from Pam that you have some kind of disability.”
“Oh, well, yeah.”
“And that would be . . .? You look very, ah, robust.”
“I’m a telepath.”
He mulled that over. “And that would mean?”
“I can read other humans’ minds.”
“But not vampires.”
“No, not vampires.”
“Very good.”
“Yes, I think so.” If I could read vampire minds, I’d have been dead long ago. Vampires value their privacy.
“Did you know Chow?” he asked.
“Yes.” It was my turn to be terse.
“And Long Shadow?”
“Yes.”
“As the newest bartender at Fangtasia, I have a definite interest in their deaths.”
Understandable, but I had no idea how to respond. “Okay,” I said cautiously.
“Were you there when Chow died again?” This was the way some vamps referred to the final death.