Dead as a doornail - By Charlaine Harris Page 0,10
bet good money she’s no maiden,” said the woman next to me.
She was right, but that was beside the point.
“You must be polite to other guests,” the vampire told her, with an altered version of his smile. Not only were his fangs slightly extended, but I also noticed he had crooked (though beautifully white) teeth. American standards of tooth straightness are very modern.
“No one tells me how to act,” the woman said combatively. She was sullen because the evening wasn’t going as she’d planned. She’d thought it would be easy to attract a vampire, that any vamp would think he was lucky to have her. She’d planned to let one bite her neck, if he’d just settle her credit card bills.
She was overestimating herself and underestimating vampires.
“I beg your pardon, madam, but while you are in Fangtasia, most definitely I shall tell you how to act,” the bartender said.
She subsided after he fixed her with his quelling gaze, and I wondered if he hadn’t given her a dose of glamour.
“My name,” he said, returning his attention to me, “is Charles Twining.”
“Pleased to meet you,” I said.
“And the drink?”
“Yes, please. A ginger ale.” I had to drive back to Bon Temps after I’d seen Eric.
He raised his arched brows but poured me the drink and placed it on a napkin in front of me. I paid him and deposited a good tip in the jar. The little white napkin had some fangs outlined in black, with a single drop of red falling from the right fang—custom-made napkins for the vampire bar. “Fangtasia” was printed in jazzy red script on the opposite corner of the napkin, duplicating the sign outside. Cute. There were T-shirts for sale in a case over in a corner, too, along with glasses decorated with the same logo. The legend underneath read, “Fangtasia—The Bar with a Bite.” Eric’s merchandising expertise had made great strides in the past few months.
As I waited my turn for Eric’s attention, I watched Charles Twining work. He was polite to everyone, served the drinks swiftly, and never got rattled. I liked his technique much better than that of Chow, the previous bartender, who’d always made patrons feel like he was doing them a favor by bringing them drinks at all. Long Shadow, the bartender before Chow, had had too much of an eye for the female customers. That’ll cause a lot of strife in a bar.
Lost in my own thoughts, I didn’t realize Charles Twining was right across the bar from me until he said, “Miss Stackhouse, may I tell you how lovely you look tonight?”
“Thank you, Mr. Twining,” I said, entering into the spirit of the encounter. The look in Charles Twining’s one visible brown eye let me know that he was a first-class rogue, and I didn’t trust him any farther than I could throw him, which was maybe two feet. (The effects of my last infusion of vampire blood had worn off, and I was my regular human self. Hey, I’m no junkie; it had been an emergency situation calling for extra strength.)
Not only was I back at average stamina for a fit woman in her twenties, my looks were back to normal; no vampire-blood enhancement. I hadn’t dressed up, since I didn’t want Eric to think I was dressing up for him, but I hadn’t wanted to look like a slob, either. So I was wearing low-riding blue jeans and a fuzzy white long-sleeved sweater with a boat-neck. It stopped just at my waist, so some tummy showed when I walked. That tummy wasn’t fish-belly white, either, thanks to the tanning bed at the video rental place.
“Please, dear lady, call me Charles,” the bartender said, pressing his hand to his heart.
I laughed out loud, despite my weariness. The gesture’s theatricality wasn’t diminished by the fact that Charles’s heart wasn’t beating.
“Of course,” I said agreeably. “If you’ll call me Sookie.”
He rolled his eyes up as if the excitement was too much for him, and I laughed again. Pam tapped me on the shoulder.
“If you can tear yourself away from your new buddy, Eric’s free.”
I nodded to Charles and eased off the stool to follow Pam. To my surprise, she didn’t lead me back to Eric’s office, but to one of the booths. Evidently, tonight Eric was on bar duty. All the Shreveport-area vampires had to agree to show themselves at Fangtasia for a certain number of hours each week so the tourists would keep coming; a vampire bar without any