and because I loved her, I had never wanted to see her either way.
Still I remained in the doorway, wanting to leave but unhealthily fascinated by what was going on - the first full-scale argument in the Cunningham family that I had ever seen, maybe the first ever. And it surely was a wowser, at least ten on the Richter scale.
'Dennis, you'd better leave while we thrash this out,' Regina said grimly.
'Yes,' I said. 'But don't you see, you're making a mountain out of a molehill. This car - Regina . . . Michael - if you could see it . . . it probably goes from zero to thirty in twenty minutes, if it moves at all.'
'Dennis! Go!'
I went.
As I was getting into my Duster, Arnie came out the back door, apparently meaning to make good on his threat to leave. His folks came after him, now looking worried as well as pissed off. I could understand a little bit how they felt. It had been as sudden as a cyclone touching down from a clear blue sky.
I keyed the engine and backed out into the quiet street. A lot had surely happened since the two of us had punched out at four o'clock, two hours ago. Then I had been hungry enough to eat almost anything (kelp quiche excepted). Now my stomach was so roiled I felt as if I would barf up anything I swallowed.
When I left, the three of them were standing in the driveway in front of their two-car I garage (Michael's Porsche and Regina's Volvo wagon were snuggled up inside they got their cars, I remember thinking, a little meanly; what do they care), still arguing.
That's it, I thought, now feeling a little sad as well as upset. They'll beat him down and LeBay will have his twenty-five dollars and that '58 Plymouth will sit there for another thousand years or so. They had done similar things to him before. Because he was a loser. Even his parents knew it. He was intelligent, and when you got past the shy and wary exterior, he was humorous and thoughtful and . . . sweet, I guess, is the word I'm fumbling around for.
Sweet, but a loser.
His folks knew it as well as the machine-shop white-soxers who yelled at him in the halls and thumb-rubbed his glasses.
They knew he was a loser and they would beat him down.
That's what I thought. But that time I was wrong.
PART I: DENNIS - TEENAGE CAR-SONG Chapter 3 THE MORNING AFTER
My poppa said 'Son,
You're gonna drive me to drink
If you don't quit drivin that
Hot-rod Lincoln.'
- Charlie Ryan
I cruised by Arnie's house the next morning at 6:30 A.M. and just parked at the kerb, not wanting to go in even though his mother and father would still be in bed - there had been too many bad vibes flying around in that kitchen the evening before for me to feel comfortable about the usual doughnut and coffee before work.
Arnie didn't come out for almost five minutes, and I started to wonder if maybe he hadn't made good on his threat to just take off. Then the back door opened and he came down the driveway, his lunch bucket banging against one leg.
He got in, slammed the door, and said, 'Drive on, Jeeves.' This was one of Arnie's standard witticisms when he was in a good humour.
I drove on, looked at him cautiously, almost decided to say something, and then decided I better wait for him to start . . . if he had anything to say at all.
For a long time it seemed that he didn't. We drove most of the way to work with no conversation between us at all, nothing but the sound of WMDY, the local rock-and-soul station. Arnie beat time absently against his leg.
At last he said, 'I'm sorry you had to be in on that last night, man.'
'That's okay, Arnie.'
'Has it ever occurred to you,' he said abruptly, 'that parents are nothing but overgrown kids until their children drag them into adulthood? Usually kicking and screaming?'
I shook my head.
'Tell you what I think,' he said. We were coming up on the construction site now; the Carson Brothers trailer was only two rises over. The traffic this early was light and somnolent. The sky was a sweet peach colour. 'I think that part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids.'