‘And my mother does too,’ I guessed. ‘It’s hidden in the Forgotten Language. The trick, the method the Incarna used to turn people into Lenses. Kind of.’
‘And this whole issue with the Translator’s Glass was based on that,’ Kaz said, growing excited. ‘Your mother and he were searching for this same secret, and they knew they needed to be able to read the Forgotten Language to find it. So they searched out the Sands of Rashid . . .’
‘And broke up because of differences in how they’d use the abilities once they found them,’ I said, glancing toward the university building proper. Where my mother was locked up. ‘I have to talk to her, interrogate her. Maybe I can figure out if this is all correct.’
Above us, Bastille began to swear.
I looked up; Bastille was pointing urgently. ‘Alcatraz! The earth is moving in a yard three streets over! I think Librarians are tunneling in over there!’
Kaz leaped to his feet, and the six Mokian runners came alert. I glanced at the university, the place of my mother’s impromptu prison. An interrogation would have to wait.
‘Let’s go!’ I said, dashing in the direction Bastille had pointed.
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By now, you’re probably confused at what chapter this is. Some people I let read the book early were a little confused by the chapter numbers. (Wimps.)
I did this intentionally. See, I knew it would drive Librarians crazy. Despite our many efforts to hide these books as innocent ‘fantasy’ novels in the bookstores and libraries, the Librarians have proven too clever (or at least too meticulous) for us. They are reading my biographies, and perhaps learning too much about me. So it was time to employ some careful misdirection.
I considered writing the whole book in 133t, but felt that would give me too much m4d ski11z. So it came to the chapter numbers. As you have probably noticed, Librarians don’t conform to most people’s stereotypes. Most of them don’t even have stereos. Beyond that, they’re not sweet, book-loving scholars; they’re maniacal cultists bent on ruling the world. They don’t like to shush people. (Unless it means quieting them permanently by sinking them in the bay with their feet tied to an iron shelving cart.) In fact, most Librarians I’ve seen are quite fond of loud explosions, particularly the types that involve a Smedry at the center.
People don’t become Librarians because they want to force people to be quiet, or because they love books, or because they want to help people. No, people become Librarians for only one reason: They like to put things in order. Librarians are always organizing stuff. They can’t help it. You’ll see them for hours and hours sitting on little stools in libraries, going over each and every book on their shelf, trying to decide if it should be moved over one or two slots. It drives them crazy when we normal people wander into their libraries and mess stuff up.
And so, I present to you the perfect Librarian trap. They’ll come along, pick up this book, and start to read it, thinking they’re so smart for discovering my autobiography. The chapter titles will be completely messed up. That, of course, will make their brains explode. So if you have to wipe some gray stuff off the book, you know who read it before you.
Sorry about that.
Once again, I charged through the city, small retinue in tow. Being king sure seemed to involve running around in the dark a lot.
‘Kid,’ Kaz said, jogging beside me, ‘I should be on the strike team to attack the robots.’
‘What?’ I exclaimed. ‘No, Kaz. I need you here.’
‘No, you don’t. You’re doing just fine on your own.’
‘But—’
‘Kid, with these Warrior’s Lenses on, I can run faster than any of those Mokian soldiers.’
That was true; Warrior’s Lenses augmented a person’s physical abilities. Kaz had no trouble keeping up with the rest of us, despite his shorter legs.
Warrior’s Lenses were one of the few types that could be used by anyone, not just Oculators. It’s proof that the world is so unfair that I, to this day, have never had a chance to use Warrior’s Lenses. (Well, except that once, but we won’t talk about that.) They’re supposedly beneath Oculators, or something like that.
‘So give the Lenses to someone else,’ I said stubbornly.
‘Wouldn’t work,’ he replied. ‘They take a lot of training to learn to use. I’ll bet there aren’t more than a few dozen Mokian soldiers who can use them. Otherwise, the entire army would be wearing them.’
Oh. Well, that made sense. Unfortunately.
‘Besides, kid,’ Kaz said, ‘I can use my Talent to escape from behind the Librarian lines. I might even be able to pull a few of the other runners with me. If you send me, it’ll save lives.’
Now that was a good argument. If Kaz could get some of the runners out, then that would alleviate my conscience big time.
‘Are you sure you can get out?’ I said softly as we ran. ‘Your Talent has been unpredictable lately . . .’
‘Oh, I’ll be able to get out,’ Kaz said. ‘I just can’t promise when I’ll get back. The Talents . . . seem like they’ve all been acting up lately. Aydee’s goes off at the mere mention of a number, and from what Bastille tells me, your father is losing things more and more often. Something’s up.’
I nodded, thinking again of how my Talent had seemed to snap out of my body at Folsom.