Alcatraz Versus the Knights of Crystallia(42)

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People tend to believe what other people tell them. This is particularly true if the people who are telling the people the thing that they’re telling them are people who have a college degree in the thing about which they are telling people. (Telling, isn’t it?)

College degrees are very important. Without college degrees, we wouldn’t know who was an expert and who wasn’t. And if we didn’t know who was an expert, we wouldn’t know whose opinion was the most important to listen to.

Or at least that’s what the experts want us to believe. Those who have listened to Socrates know that they’re supposed to ask questions. Questions like ‘If all people are equal, then why is my opinion worth less than that of the expert?’ or ‘If I like reading this book, then why should I let someone else tell me that I shouldn’t like reading it?’

That isn’t to say that I don’t like critics. My cousin is one, and – as you have seen – he’s a very nice fellow. All I’m saying is that you should question what others tell you, even if they have a college degree. There are a lot of people who might try to stop you from reading this book. They’ll come up to you and say things like ‘Why are you reading that trash?’ or ‘You should be doing your homework,’ or ‘Help me, I’m on fire!’

Don’t let them distract you. It’s of vital importance that you keep reading. This book is very, very important.

After all, it’s about me.

‘The Royal Archives,’ I said, looking up at the vast building in front of me.

‘Not a library,’ Sing added.

‘Thanks, Sing,’ I said dryly. ‘I’d almost forgotten.’

‘Glad to help!’ he said as we walked up the steps. Bastille followed; she was still barely responsive. She’d come to us because she’d been kicked out of Crystallia. Getting cut off from the knights’ magic rock also required a period of exile from their giant glass mushroom.

(Those of you in the Hushlands, I dare you to work that last sentence into a conversation. ‘By the way, Sally, did you know that getting cut off from the knights’ magic rock also requires a period of exile from their giant glass mushroom?’)

A dragon crawled along the sides of the castles above me, growling quietly to itself. The Royal Archives (not a library) looked a lot like a building out of Greek history, with its magnificent white pillars and marble steps. The only difference was that it had castlelike towers. In Nalhalla, everything has castle towers. Even the outhouses. (You know, in case someone tries to seize the throne.)

‘It’s been a long time since I’ve been here,’ Sing said, happily waddling beside me. It was good to spend time with the pleasant anthropologist again.

‘You’ve been here before?’ I asked.

Sing nodded. ‘During my undergraduate days, I had to do research on ancient weapons. This place has books you can’t find anywhere else. I’m actually a little sad to be back.’

‘This place is that bad?’ I asked as we entered the cavernous main room of the Royal Archives. I didn’t see any books – it looked mostly empty.

‘This place?’ Sing asked. ‘Oh, I didn’t mean the Royal Archives, which is not a library. I was talking about Nalhalla. I didn’t get to do as much research in the Hushlands as I wanted! I was deeply engaged in a study on Hushlander transportation when your grandfather got me and we started our infiltration.’

‘It’s really not that interesting there,’ I said.

‘You just say that because you are accustomed to it!’ Sing said. ‘Each day, something new and exciting happened! Right before we left, I finally managed to meet a real cabdriver! I had him drive me around the block, and while I was disappointed that we didn’t get into a car wreck, I’m sure after a few more days I could have experienced one.’

‘Those are kind of dangerous, Sing.’

‘Oh, I was ready for danger,’ he said. ‘I made sure to wear safety goggles!’

I sighed, but made no other comment. Trying to curb Sing’s love of the Hushlands was like . . . well, like kicking a puppy. A six-foot-eight, three-hundred-fifty-pound Hawaiian puppy. Who liked to carry guns.

‘This place doesn’t look all that impressive,’ I said, glancing about at the majestic pillars and enormous hallways. ‘Where are the books?’

‘Oh, this isn’t the archives,’ Sing said, pointing toward a doorway. ‘The archives are in there.’

I raised an eyebrow and walked to the door, then pulled it open. Inside, I found an army.

There were a good fifty or sixty soldiers, all standing at attention in ranks, their metal helmets glistening in the lamplight. At the back of the room, there was a set of stairs leading down.

‘Wow,’ I said.

‘Why, young Lord Smedry!’ a voice boomed. I turned and was surprised to see Archedis – the big-chinned Knight of Crystallia from Bastille’s trial – walking toward me. ‘How surprising to see you here!’

‘Sir Archedis,’ I said. ‘I could say the same of you, I guess.’