She wished she’d created a cover, a purpose. Because the role of uninvited girlfriend absolutely didn’t suit her.
“Well, you look…nervous.”
“No, I’m not nervous. I’m just…looking for someone.”
If possible, the girl studied her even more closely. She cocked her hip and eyed Kat from head to toe, and in her presence, Kat had never felt more like an outsider, a party crasher, the proverbial thief in the night.
She was just beginning to plan her escape, when the girl said, “You’re cute. Who are you?”
“Kat.”
“Cool.” The girl wrapped her arm through Kat’s. “Come on, Cute Kat, we can look together. I’ll give you the tour.”
Walking arm and arm through the big living room, Kat expected to hear about the history of the house, maybe the story of the Ming vase by the window. She was surprised to see the girl gesture to a woman and three children sitting near the fireplace, then say, “On our left we have the West Coast Hales.”
Kat glanced at the foursome. The woman was too thin—her face too tight. Kat was about to ask what was wrong with her when the girl shrugged and said, “Hazel’s baby girl thought she’d be a movie star, but instead she married some struggling producer who did nothing but try to get his wife to bankroll movies.” She sighed. “She hadn’t seen her mother in six years, but she’s here now.”
They walked through the foyer, and Kat’s guide jerked her head in the direction of a short man standing on the bottom step.
“Ezekiel Hale,” the girl whispered. “He’s part of the European branch; tells everyone he races Formula One cars, but really he’s just a gambler. A bad one.”
There was a distant cousin who had bought (and lost) a sheep ranch in Australia, a son-in-law who had served time for crimes no one ever mentioned (insider trading), and a son who had shamed everyone by choosing Cambridge over Oxford.
By Kat’s count, there were five branches, six divorces, and nine pending lawsuits.
Uncle Joseph didn’t speak to Cousin Isabel. Great-great-uncle George’s descendants adamantly refused to be in the same room as the children of Aunt Margaret. And everyone thought Alfonzo Hale (a cousin whose mother was an Italian heiress) really needed to get a new toupee.
“And I thought my family was crazy,” Kat whispered.
“What?”
“Oh, nothing.” Kat squeezed against the wall to let a woman pass (Georgette, granddaughter of George). “How do you know all this?”
“Maybe I’m a spy.”
Kat smiled but didn’t reply, so the girl shrugged. “Let’s just say, if you’re young enough and female enough, you wouldn’t believe what people will say around you.”
“Yeah. I think I would,” Kat said just as they returned to the room where the tour had begun.
The people still ate and drank and clamored on about things like dividends and capital reinvestment, and something about the day felt off—almost like Hazel’s Monet was not the only forgery in the room.
“Nobody seems…sad,” Kat finally realized.
“Oh, they aren’t sad. They’re freaked.”
“Why?”
“Hazel was a nice old lady, don’t get me wrong, but word at the dessert tray is that the company isn’t doing so hot.”
“It’s not?” Kat asked.
“We’ll find Scooter; he’ll know all the gossip.”
“Who’s Scooter?” Kat said just as the girl stopped. And pointed.
“He is.”
Kat followed her stare.