"What?" she asked. "A little voice telling you you'd be better off staying where you bloody well were?"
"Nope." I smiled. "Freedom."
She looked at me like I might have been crazier than usual, but I didn't care.
I was riding in a van! (And in a n actual seat this time, which, let me tell you, you really don't miss till it's gone.)
I was outside of school!
I was going on a mission!
I was going to . . .
Then I glanced out the window and realized I didn't have a clue where we were going.
And that made it better.
For two hours we rode in silence; the only sound was the hum of the van and the occasional snore (yes, actual snoreage) as Townsend slumped in the front seat, sleeping.
As the road stretched out before us and the trip got longer and longer, I'm pretty sure I wasn't the only Gallagher Girl in that van to feel acutely aware of three important facts 1) We were missing lunch. 2) It's kinda hard to look like a super-tough, super-skilled superagent when your stomach's growling. And 3) We hadn't had a real Covert Operations lesson in months.
I stretched my arms out in front of me and thought I felt a creak. Rusty didn't even begin to cover it.
And then the van made a hard right turn, and Townsend bolted upright.
"Good," he said, without a glance out the window. "We're here."
In case I haven't mentioned it before, I go to a boarding school. With gates. And walls.
Plaid skirts and strict teachers. So while my classmates and I might be used to spending all of our time in a place that is exciting and semi-dangerous and full of incredibly delicious food, I couldn't remember a single time when I'd been in a place like this.
"Oh my gosh," Tina Walter said, summing up the reaction of probably every single girl in the van at that particular moment. "Is that . . ."
But before she could finish, Agent Townsend threw open the doors and Tin's words got lost in the deafening roar of a roller coaster barreling along its tracks and people screaming at the top of their lungs as the ride quickly plunged, then rose again.
Somehow, sitting in the back of the van, I sort of knew exactly how they felt.
"All right," our teacher said ten minutes later in the manner of a man who just wanted to get it over with and go back to sleep, "everybody gets a target. Everybody gets a goal.
Everybody gets an hour."
While he spoke, his gaze swept around the entrance of the amusement park as if no place filled with that many tourists and empty calories could every leave him amused.
"There are decent people in the world, I supposed. But the world is full of decent people with useful information, and to them we must lie - from them we must steal. If anybody has a problem with that . . . well, if you've got a problem with that, you would be well advised to choose another occupation."
He was right, of course. There's no softer way to put it. We get close to secretaries so we can bug bosses' offices. We befriend widows so we can conduct surveillance on their neighbors' backyards. We are in the human intelligence business, and most of the people that we need to do our jobs are just people who happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
So we tell lies and pick pockets and, most of all, we use.
"You," Agent Townsend said, pointing at Mack. "There's a forty-year old man behind you with a ball cap."
"Yes, sir," Mack said, but she didn't turn to look in the man's direction.
"Do you see him?" Agent Townsend asked, frustrated.
"Yes, sir. Blue cap, green polo, navy backpack." Mack pointed at the reflection of the man that gleamed in the window behind our teacher's head. He glanced back and saw it, and for a split second - nothing more - I thought he might have been impressed. Maybe.
"Okay," Agent Townsend said slowly, "that man just pout a piece of paper in the outer pocket of the bag. I don't care how you do it, but you need to figure out what's written on that piece of paper."